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She's a comedian. The type of person you can talk to about everything but she might crack some jokes. She's a tomboy and always eating. She can be petty/evil when somebody messes with her. She's so cute like CUTE CUTE. Doesn't like to reply to text but if she responds you're lucky my friend. Her hits hurt like hell dude so don't play fight or fight her because you're not gonna win.
Ma! Jayonna beat me up for takin her food!
Jayonna by Pettylevels June 8, 2019
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Jayonnaise

Its what comes out when you milk guys, especially guys named Jay.
I was milking him, and Jayonnaise came squirting out.
Jayonnaise by PrincessPuffsAlot July 25, 2018
She's definitely a comedian. She really goofy. Most likely a tomboy. Doesn't really argue because she's always ready to fight. Always unbothered. Cute asf. She's either thick or almost thick. Her hits hurt so don't try her bitch. She can be evil/petty so don't even go their wit her.
Ma! Jayonna beat my ass for takin her food!
Jayonna by Pettylevels June 8, 2019
A name for One real motherfucking g that everyone likes and can make everyone laugh
Oh shit is jayton that's my nigga man
jayton by reallg64 October 17, 2016
A Jayonne is a beautiful girl. Shes strong, GORGEOUS, courageous, sweet, lovable, and the best friend a girl could have. If you have a Jayonne in your life, shes a keeper for sure. When your sad she cheers you up, when your mad she calms you down, when your happy she makes you happier. Respect your Jayonne, and keep her around.
Me: Hey who IS that girl..?
Friend: Thats my friend Jayonne, she is the best, I love her.
jayonne by SpilledTea101 January 10, 2019
Cool beautiful every body wants to be her but if she gets mad back up as far away as possible don't cross her and is a sex addict and goddess in bed
jayonna by bshsham May 14, 2015
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