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Jawana SmoKA MaRijuana

the shortest most coolest person in the world that u could ever think of.
god she is sucha Jowana smoka marijuana
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japananas 

a japanese pineapple (ananas is Dutch for pineapple)
hey I have a problem
what is it?
I want a pineapple but also go to Japan. I don't know what to do anymore. I'm freaking out!
Dude, chillaxxxxx! Take a Japananas and all your problems are solved.
japananas by Japananas January 17, 2015

Jawnathon 

When one would like to get serious with their jawn.
My jawn is acting up today. When I get home I'm laying down the law. "Jawnathon get your shit together".

"Jawnathon, you loser! Crack and cocaine are not the same!"
Jawnathon by ugly sacks June 12, 2018

Jasmine Jawanda 

Highschool shordy who acts like a hoe. She has a tight clit perfectly made to bang/gangbang. Very hot in bed and loves to suck peens. Budget version of a stripper.
Him...Look at that girl down the street. Man shes bomb
His fufad...Yeah son, i banged her last night with my senior friends, must be a jasmine jawanda
Jasmine Jawanda by Hashi80 June 14, 2019
A beautiful girl who tries her best to reach her goals. She always ends up giving good advice to whom ever needs it. She is also the girl that will make everyone laugh even when her joke is lame. She seems to always catch a persons eye with her beauty and confidence. She tends to always play hard to get but she is aldo very kind and amazingly loving and caring. I promise you she is the one you dont want to let go of.
Person 1: Who was that girl you were speaking to?
Person 2: Jayana
Person 1: I bet she was corny
Person2: Noooo, she isnt corny..she's just... someone you dont want to let go of.
Jayana by _j.baby July 29, 2015
She is a caring and lovely person but a little dirty minded and sometimes a bitch,she is smart and gets jealous quickly
Jowana is an Arabian name
Jowana by Ahmad252 January 1, 2020
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026
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