(Javassi) is name of a king
:)he can go through some walls and stones he's brave,trys to make friends,and he's handsome
:)he can go through some walls and stones he's brave,trys to make friends,and he's handsome
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Javassi is a king
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Denizens of Jacassia: a mythical land wherein emotional reaction without thought and discourtesy is highly prized.
Jacassians only value the worldview of other Jacassians. They do not wish to be bothered with reality or logic, but rather prefer indulge in low-level flights of fancy heavily influenced by pop-cultural memes, such as conspiracy theories, Greys, “Chemtrails”, and so forth. Anyone not of this worldview who questions it is considered to be an interloper who *must be attacked*, even if the information the outsider provides is 100% correct.
Their highest concentrations are found in larger urban areas and in online fora.
Denizens of Jacassia: a mythical land wherein emotional reaction without thought and discourtesy is highly prized.
Jacassians only value the worldview of other Jacassians. They do not wish to be bothered with reality or logic, but rather prefer indulge in low-level flights of fancy heavily influenced by pop-cultural memes, such as conspiracy theories, Greys, “Chemtrails”, and so forth. Anyone not of this worldview who questions it is considered to be an interloper who *must be attacked*, even if the information the outsider provides is 100% correct.
Their highest concentrations are found in larger urban areas and in online fora.
Those 'Ufologists' are some real Jacassians.
Last night, some drunken Jugalo claimed that I was trying to pick up his woman and took a swing at me, but I opened a can of whoopass on him. What a Jacassian!
Those Wikipedians should go back to Jacassia.
Last night, some drunken Jugalo claimed that I was trying to pick up his woman and took a swing at me, but I opened a can of whoopass on him. What a Jacassian!
Those Wikipedians should go back to Jacassia.
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I wanted big tits but javashift caused me to click on Russell Crowe (which is arguably the same thing)
by birkenstein December 2, 2015
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Overbloated, inefficient, crappy... dynamic programming language which nowadays floods the internet. Originally developed by the Netscape Corp.
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Overbloated, inefficient, crappy... dynamic programming language which nowadays floods the internet. Originally developed by the Netscape Corp.
For more thorough info (and a good laugh), google the word in your browser...
X: @#$%! This damned webpage is so sluggish I can't even scroll through it!
G: Disable Javashit in your browser...
X: WOW!
G: Disable Javashit in your browser...
X: WOW!
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