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Jaunita Smash 

A generic name for a giant Mexican girl who will kick your ass.
Don't go in there dude, it's Jaunita Smash.
Jaunita Smash by MFolks January 9, 2008

frozen jaunita 

It is the act of freezing your poop, and then using it as a sex toy
Hold on baby, let me get the frozen jaunita out of the fridge.
Juanita is a beautiful girl. Who stands up for her friends. Helps others. And isn't afraid to talk back to mean people. She has a very kind heart. And will do anything to stop you from hurting her friends.
Man I wish I could be like Juanita
Juanita by itsherbestiefar February 14, 2019
The most beautiful and thoughtful woman ever, she is stunning when she walks by and makes all the boys jealous of who she’s dateing.
Juanita is so FUCKING ADORABLE OMGGGGGG.
Juanita by Unknown 729372929 June 26, 2018
Beautiful ass girl. Always there for her friends even when she knows her friends are wrong. Completely loyal and always will love those close to her. Extremely talkative and funny. However, She is really stubborn and always thinks She’s right when she isn’t BUT don’t mess with her, she is too valuable to lose.
Are you a Juanita? You’re sooo funny 😂
Juanita by Saucy.gurl October 16, 2019
A woman who is GOD’s greatest and most cherished blessing to the world. Flawless beyond recognition, perfect beyond eyes can handle and a beauty that is eternal.
You are so Janita
Janita by Young disciple 95 July 11, 2019
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026
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