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A Latina girl whos wild amd loves to drink and wakes up the next morning to forget everything that happends.
Jauntia got drunk last night and didn't rember a thing this morning- jaunita
Jaunita by Dhbibyjgyh November 11, 2015
Words you can keep

Jaunita Smash 

A generic name for a giant Mexican girl who will kick your ass.
Don't go in there dude, it's Jaunita Smash.
Jaunita Smash by MFolks January 9, 2008

frozen jaunita 

It is the act of freezing your poop, and then using it as a sex toy
Hold on baby, let me get the frozen jaunita out of the fridge.
Juanita is a beautiful girl. Who stands up for her friends. Helps others. And isn't afraid to talk back to mean people. She has a very kind heart. And will do anything to stop you from hurting her friends.
Man I wish I could be like Juanita
Juanita by itsherbestiefar February 14, 2019
The most beautiful and thoughtful woman ever, she is stunning when she walks by and makes all the boys jealous of who she’s dateing.
Juanita is so FUCKING ADORABLE OMGGGGGG.
Juanita by Unknown 729372929 June 26, 2018
Beautiful ass girl. Always there for her friends even when she knows her friends are wrong. Completely loyal and always will love those close to her. Extremely talkative and funny. However, She is really stubborn and always thinks She’s right when she isn’t BUT don’t mess with her, she is too valuable to lose.
Are you a Juanita? You’re sooo funny 😂
Juanita by Saucy.gurl October 16, 2019
A woman who is GOD’s greatest and most cherished blessing to the world. Flawless beyond recognition, perfect beyond eyes can handle and a beauty that is eternal.
You are so Janita
Janita by Young disciple 95 July 11, 2019
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

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He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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Purple Patch 

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Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

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