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Jalonna is a sweet cute , freaky person she has a sweet heart but if u try her she can be a nightmare ,she doesn’t let anything get to her and she will always protect her family , if u try her you will meet your match
Jason:who is that

Akira: boy that’s jalonna

Jason: ohhhh the girl that don’t like people
jalonna by Shariah November 20, 2023
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She's a comedian. The type of person you can talk to about everything but she might crack some jokes. She's a tomboy and always eating. She can be petty/evil when somebody messes with her. She's so cute like CUTE CUTE. Doesn't like to reply to text but if she responds you're lucky my friend. Her hits hurt like hell dude so don't play fight or fight her because you're not gonna win.
Ma! Jayonna beat me up for takin her food!
Jayonna by Pettylevels June 8, 2019
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Jayonnaise

Its what comes out when you milk guys, especially guys named Jay.
I was milking him, and Jayonnaise came squirting out.
Jayonnaise by PrincessPuffsAlot July 25, 2018
She is a very beautiful soul she can be shy at sometimes around new people but she eventually will come out of that shell with time she is very overprotective over her friends and the people she loves and she isn’t afraid to beat a bitch if they mess with her so don’t get on her bad side. Boys find her attractive and think she is Gorgeous and she is really easy to talk to
Boy: Damn look at her
Friend: who Jaonna what about her
Boy: she fine as hell
Friend: go talk to her

Boy: ok wish me luck
Jaonna by Accuratenamedefs123 March 14, 2020
She's definitely a comedian. She really goofy. Most likely a tomboy. Doesn't really argue because she's always ready to fight. Always unbothered. Cute asf. She's either thick or almost thick. Her hits hurt so don't try her bitch. She can be evil/petty so don't even go their wit her.
Ma! Jayonna beat my ass for takin her food!
Jayonna by Pettylevels June 8, 2019
A girl who is very pretty, intelligent amd good at making friends, somrtimea she call be an butt, but she's there when you need her most. She get along with guys better then girls.
I wish JaiOnna was my best friend
jaionna by Go gc kgkfu May 22, 2018
Sexy black girl with a big booty that all the guys love. But she only gives her attention to one particular guy. And is very loyal and a down bitch.
Booty javonna
javonna by HeyLexi February 15, 2014
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