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Jasmine Moore

The most amazing best friend in the world. She is "the coolest bean" ever. Sometimes she can be a bully. Doesn't talk much, which makes me cry. Loves sandwiches when she hungry, eats at least five a day. Only her boyfriend's sandwich though..... bite size lol. She is in love with Eliseo, but she is supposed to be with Husky because he is a boss as bitch and they would be the perfect couple.
Hi! I'm Jasmine Moore, I like long walks on the beach... nude beaches only though. Gotta get me some sandwiches you know.
Jasmine Moore by notebookpage June 19, 2014
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Jasmine Moore

Jasmine Moore aka the queen of the wiggers

"Do you know Jasmine Moore?" person 1

"no. can you describe her?" person 2

"Shes a wigger" person 1

"oh her. yah i know exactly who your talking about now. Shes the biggest wigger i know" person 2

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016