Jascovski

Is that a moment when you walk into a room, but immediately forget what you were going to do.

Bob: Yo I'm going to get a..... Shit what was I gonna do again
John: Whats wrong
Bob: I just had a jascovski, give me a second....umm.

by UrbanDictionarySpeakerBob October 30, 2017

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The Jaslowski

A Polish American sex move, that is accomplished when a woman sits on her partner's face receiving cunnilingus, however the giving partner would trap the woman's lower legs with their arms pressing their triceps over the woman's calves and wrapping their arms around her thighs. The woman would then lean back stretching out to lie on her back. The giving partner then traps the woman with their legs over the woman's upper torso, neck, or planting their feet; pinning her arms down. Finally, the giving partner uses the woman's preferred vibrator or their fingers to pleasure the woman while she is restrained.

So I used the Jaslowski on my girl the other night, now I think she is completely in love.

by SmackDaddy 26 September 22, 2021

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Jascovski • jacopskind • Jacoski • Jancowski • Jaydovski • The Jaslowski

Jancowski

Really intelligent, and respectful.

Wow! yu are sooooo Jancowski

by opuhpludy November 1, 2011

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Jacoski

Legend has it that Jacoski is an ancient warrior that led his men into great battle and upon being captures his sole purpose was to mate with the amazon people. Jacoski was also believed to be a secret child of Zeus'. However, in later years all the myths have been proven untrue and it was revealed that Jacoski was the lowest form of scum on the earth. Jacoski had a small penis and was the biggest douche ever. People fucked with him as much as they could but Jacoski being a little bitch just took it. Even with new evidence some still beleive Jacoski was a great legend and hero.

Jacoski got stabbed 12 times last night just for fun.

by Anonymous184712 July 20, 2009

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