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The Jaslowski 

A Polish American sex move, that is accomplished when a woman sits on her partner's face receiving cunnilingus, however the giving partner would trap the woman's lower legs with their arms pressing their triceps over the woman's calves and wrapping their arms around her thighs. The woman would then lean back stretching out to lie on her back. The giving partner then traps the woman with their legs over the woman's upper torso, neck, or planting their feet; pinning her arms down. Finally, the giving partner uses the woman's preferred vibrator or their fingers to pleasure the woman while she is restrained.
So I used the Jaslowski on my girl the other night, now I think she is completely in love.
The Jaslowski by SmackDaddy 26 September 22, 2021
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Jancowski 

Wow! yu are sooooo Jancowski
Jancowski by opuhpludy November 1, 2011
Legend has it that Jacoski is an ancient warrior that led his men into great battle and upon being captures his sole purpose was to mate with the amazon people. Jacoski was also believed to be a secret child of Zeus'. However, in later years all the myths have been proven untrue and it was revealed that Jacoski was the lowest form of scum on the earth. Jacoski had a small penis and was the biggest douche ever. People fucked with him as much as they could but Jacoski being a little bitch just took it. Even with new evidence some still beleive Jacoski was a great legend and hero.
Jacoski got stabbed 12 times last night just for fun.
Jacoski by Anonymous184712 July 20, 2009
@Jayxhawkins is this
omg its Jaydovski im scared
Jaydovski by Jaquaviousium September 20, 2020

jacopskind 

Iemand die een klein en irritant persoon is. Een jacopskind geeft andere de schuld terwijl het zelf ook doet
Zeg jij bent echt een jacopskind
jacopskind by Samejtjc December 30, 2024
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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