Jarumatiro

A term for an old man who likes to play Roblox with kids on the internet. 90% of the Jarumatiro like children romantically and do things to them without their consent. They love to call children "furry" and most of the Jarumatiro are from Romania. Their father has left them and their mother is ill to the point of barely getting out of bed. They do not get any outside attention due to the fact they don't exit their house and live off child support.

Person1: Man, you know what's sad? Remember Alexander from school? Turns out he became a Jarumatiro .
Person2: Oh God, that's horrible...
Person1: Yeah I heard that he's the worst case yet...
Person2: I hope he gets caught...

by Maykieee November 19, 2022

the jarmatron

noun
a half robot/ half professional footballing god that tends to get the ladies but cannot dance at all. But can do the robot exceptionally well.

'Did you see that dude over there? Hes the jarmatron homes!'

by el dandido October 6, 2005