A term for an old man who likes to play Roblox with kids on the internet. 90% of the Jarumatiro like children romantically and do things to them without their consent. They love to call children "furry" and most of the Jarumatiro are from Romania. Their father has left them and their mother is ill to the point of barely getting out of bed. They do not get any outside attention due to the fact they don't exit their house and live off child support.
Person1: Man, you know what's sad? Remember Alexander from school? Turns out he became a Jarumatiro .
Person2: Oh God, that's horrible...
Person1: Yeah I heard that he's the worst case yet...
Person2: I hope he gets caught...
Person2: Oh God, that's horrible...
Person1: Yeah I heard that he's the worst case yet...
Person2: I hope he gets caught...
by Maykieee November 19, 2022
Sexsund is a short period of time when the Moon blocks the Sun, resulting in worse grow rates of plants, thus worsening the economy.
Sexsund is happening on the 21st of September.
by Maykieee November 17, 2022
A person who "maxxes" out their sexual performance, thus becoming a master at it. The noun was formed by combining those two words. Maxxing out the sexual performance would include having gay and straight sex, both protected and unprotected, basically anything you can think of, yes even animals.. and inanimate objects... Despite the attractive title it is sadly very hard to achieve this status, both mentally and physically.
Have you heard of that British pornstar, the one that laid with 1000 men in 1 day?
Yeah man, she's a real Maxster...
Yeah man, she's a real Maxster...
by Maykieee January 31, 2025
by Maykieee November 18, 2022