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jarvital 

The feeling you get in any one of your body parts when Donald J. Trump is about to win the Republican nomination, and ultimately, the United States Presidency.
Person 1: "Did you hear Bernie Sanders lost to Hillary Clinton in the primary?"
Person 2: "Yeah, the thought of how bad she is going to get cucked by Donald Trump gives me a jarvital breast."
Person 1: "Me, too. Are you up for a salad?"
Related Words
Jarita • Janita • Jarica • Jariah • Jarian • Jariana • Jaritza • jariya • Jarias • Jarianna
An extremely gorgeous latina girl. Has a beautiful personality and is very funny. She is very out spoken and will always say what's on her mind. She's a very jealous girl, but she always keeps her promises. A GREAT kisser and knows how to cheer people up. She's also very athletic and loveable. She's a great person to cuddle with and be around. Has a sexy body, nice butt, and beautiful smile.
"I wish you were a Jarixa!"
Jarixa by Sexydog1 March 24, 2012
It's the cutest girl around town, she's the bombest chick out there. She's literally the definition of beautiful. Any guy is lucky to have her. She's the sweetest most amazing girl anyone could ever meet.
Damn bro, Jaritza is bomb af.
Jaritza by Qt pi July 9, 2014
Jariah is a loving ,caring friend who puts her friends and family before herself. Has a little attitude so times. Shy at first sight. Not a people person. A person who loves food with a passion.
Jariah is like Mariah with a J
Jariah by Camryn7 December 11, 2018

Jaritssa 

Jaritssa

A young beautiful, ambitious, fun, bad-ass, Brazilian goddess with a lovely personality that strives for success, to gain intelligence, & enjoy life to its fullest extent.

- She always finds the brightest of situations even when she's at her worst point. She's fun to be with and you'll never have a dull moment when you're with her.

- When you have her as your own, be proud. She's hard to get and once you have her you know you've established something great.

She's crazy, has a great body and definitely a handful. She loves to go out. She's an amazing person to have in your life and she won't turn her back on you unless if you've given her a reason to. She's trustworthy and can cheer you up when you're bummed. F*ck with one and she'll do it 10x as bad. Get to know one, you won't regret it.
Edward: Jaritssa is .... Just wow I'm speechless.
Jacob: Words cannot describe her...she's flawless.
Jaritssa by jajajalepeno November 27, 2011
This term is used in Japanese lesbian S&M culture to refer to the "dom" in a relationship. The word was formed as a "Japlish" contraction for "a Japanese captain".

The term has been expanded to mean the domineering head of any Japanese-run organization; especially when used to describe an organization peopled by non-Japanese who are subservient to a Japanese boss. Usually expressed sarcastically as a reference to "my Japitan".

The term was purportedly first applied to Akiko Toida an infamous female pervert.
Yes, my Japitan, I will do as you have said immediately.
Japitan by verbiage November 17, 2011
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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