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A creepy pervert who got and lost his career by trying to get into smaller pants

Man: My minds on your body and your body's only nine
Kid: don't be a Jared from subway

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Jared from subway

The cause of preteen pregnancy.

I asked for a six inch, but Jared from subway gave me a foot long upgrade for free.

Jared from subway by edubbbz October 10, 2017

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Jared From Subway

1. A molester, particularly of children
2. An expression used when talking about a rapist

Jared From Subway, no!!!!

Jared From Subway by Tom Robinson October 19, 2015

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Jared from subway

likes to give little kids a footlong in the other end of there body.....

Jared FROM SUBWAY then sticks his footlong in a kids throat and than mayo slips out.....

Jared from subway by THE MANDALORIAN 27 January 22, 2021

jared from subwayed

to give a kid a foot long

did you hear about tony
no
he got taken int a van at the park and Jared from subwayed

jared from subwayed by dickstorm November 18, 2015

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fauxstalgia

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.

Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia

fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010

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pajama casual

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.

We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.

pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020

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funflation

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.

I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.

funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023

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