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jared from subway 

A creepy pervert who got and lost his career by trying to get into smaller pants
Man: My minds on your body and your body's only nine
Kid: don't be a Jared from subway
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Jared from subway 

I asked for a six inch, but Jared from subway gave me a foot long upgrade for free.
Jared from subway by edubbbz October 10, 2017

Jared From Subway 

1. A molester, particularly of children
2. An expression used when talking about a rapist
Jared From Subway, no!!!!
Jared From Subway by Tom Robinson October 19, 2015

Jared from subway 

likes to give little kids a footlong in the other end of there body.....
Jared FROM SUBWAY then sticks his footlong in a kids throat and than mayo slips out.....

jared from subwayed

to give a kid a foot long
did you hear about tony
no
he got taken int a van at the park and Jared from subwayed
jared from subwayed by dickstorm November 18, 2015
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
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Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
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