jared from subway 

A creepy pervert who got and lost his career by trying to get into smaller pants

Man: My minds on your body and your body's only nine
Kid: don't be a Jared from subway

jared from subway by Tttthhhhhaaaaattttgggguuuuuyyy November 4, 2015

Jared from subway 

The cause of preteen pregnancy.

I asked for a six inch, but Jared from subway gave me a foot long upgrade for free.

Jared from subway by edubbbz October 10, 2017

Jared From Subway 

1. A molester, particularly of children
2. An expression used when talking about a rapist

Jared From Subway, no!!!!

Jared From Subway by Tom Robinson October 19, 2015

Jared from subway 

likes to give little kids a footlong in the other end of there body.....

Jared FROM SUBWAY then sticks his footlong in a kids throat and than mayo slips out.....

Jared from subway by THE MANDALORIAN 27 January 22, 2021

jared from subwayed

to give a kid a foot long

did you hear about tony
no
he got taken int a van at the park and Jared from subwayed

jared from subwayed by dickstorm November 18, 2015

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022