3 definitions by dickstorm

kauai

One of the main Hawaiian islands. A beautiful and exotic island full of white people who think their Hawaiian, Filipinos who think their Hawaiian, and about ten actual full Hawaiians. The island is a great place to live unless your growing up, then you don't learn about the real world, you think that the hard streats of Hanamaulu are actually hard and that the west side has a real gang, and you can go to one of three underfunded high schools all of which suck ass or island school and be one of those pussies. The outdoor activities to enjoy are endless except you can hardly ever do anything because it's always raining, then the only thing to do is go to kukui grove, our great mall, with all the emo middle schoolers and skater fags. The music sucks, there's chickens everywhere, there's nothing to do, the roads are inadequately built, and there's no hood fast food. All in all though a pretty nice place.

Guy from Ohio- Where are you from?
Kauaian- I'm from Kauai.
Guy from Ohio- Wow. Do you live in a grass shack?

by dickstorm April 5, 2015

jared from subwayed

to give a kid a foot long

did you hear about tony
no
he got taken int a van at the park and Jared from subwayed

by dickstorm October 2, 2015

leadership

Being second guessed by every smart little twat with a mouth.

Leadership involves you being constantly second guessed by all those twat underlings.

by dickstorm April 3, 2015