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Jared Joke 

A joke or Meme that is completely irrelevant to the conversation.
"I got a flat tire on the highway and I don't know why?"

"Maybe if my cock was in your mouth you wouldn't of had a flat tire." -Jared Joke
Jared Joke by Steven Verrell December 24, 2014
Words you can keep

Jared Joke 

Dry ass joke
Jared - "How much you smokin bruh, you drained all the cartels"
Me - "Bro that's a fucken Jared Joke lil pandi hed"
Jared Joke by PhatPhnya October 29, 2020

Jared Leto's joker 

The newest joker in the 2016 film Suicide Squad, in which the actor, Jared Leto, has portrayed. this joker is very unique on costume,voice, and insanity. This joker is also the only one to ever have had his shirt off in the role of playing the joker.
Jared Leto's joker isn't going to kill you, he's just going to hurt you.....really...really...bad.

Joker (jared leto)

Hottest Joker to ever exist in the DC universe. Needed more screen time in Suicide Squad , and hopefully will eventually get his own movie.
Unlike the comics, he loves Harley Quinn dearly, and would do anything for her. Their relationship may not be perfect, but we all ship it anyways.
Person A: Have you seen Joker (jared leto) in Suicide Squad?
Person B: Of course! He's so goddamn sexy. I wish he got more than 10 minutes of screen time though...
Joker (jared leto) by asianbbg September 12, 2016
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