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A creepy pervert who got and lost his career by trying to get into smaller pants

Man: My minds on your body and your body's only nine
Kid: don't be a Jared from subway

jared from subway by Tttthhhhhaaaaattttgggguuuuuyyy November 4, 2015

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Jared from subway

The cause of preteen pregnancy.

I asked for a six inch, but Jared from subway gave me a foot long upgrade for free.

Jared from subway by edubbbz October 10, 2017

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Jared From Subway

1. A molester, particularly of children
2. An expression used when talking about a rapist

Jared From Subway, no!!!!

Jared From Subway by Tom Robinson October 19, 2015

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Jared from subway

likes to give little kids a footlong in the other end of there body.....

Jared FROM SUBWAY then sticks his footlong in a kids throat and than mayo slips out.....

Jared from subway by THE MANDALORIAN 27 January 22, 2021

jared from subwayed

to give a kid a foot long

did you hear about tony
no
he got taken int a van at the park and Jared from subwayed

jared from subwayed by dickstorm November 18, 2015

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Throat Sweats

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.

Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.

Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024

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aired

Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.

Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!

aired by Pietro February 9, 2005

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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.

piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005

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