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jared from subway 

A creepy pervert who got and lost his career by trying to get into smaller pants
Man: My minds on your body and your body's only nine
Kid: don't be a Jared from subway
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Jared from subway 

I asked for a six inch, but Jared from subway gave me a foot long upgrade for free.
Jared from subway by edubbbz October 10, 2017

Jared From Subway 

1. A molester, particularly of children
2. An expression used when talking about a rapist
Jared From Subway, no!!!!
Jared From Subway by Tom Robinson October 19, 2015

Jared from subway 

likes to give little kids a footlong in the other end of there body.....
Jared FROM SUBWAY then sticks his footlong in a kids throat and than mayo slips out.....

jared from subwayed

to give a kid a foot long
did you hear about tony
no
he got taken int a van at the park and Jared from subwayed
jared from subwayed by dickstorm November 18, 2015
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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