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Jasmine Jawanda 

Highschool shordy who acts like a hoe. She has a tight clit perfectly made to bang/gangbang. Very hot in bed and loves to suck peens. Budget version of a stripper.
Him...Look at that girl down the street. Man shes bomb
His fufad...Yeah son, i banged her last night with my senior friends, must be a jasmine jawanda
Jasmine Jawanda by Hashi80 June 14, 2019
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jairanda 

Ship name which depicts the "golden trio", consisting of Amanda, Ira, and Jaime (or Jaime, Ira, and Amanda, rather). Ira being the beautiful, European political connoisseur/feminism supporter. Amanda being the beautiful, musically intelligent, prestigious writer. Jaime being the other one. Together they form a flawless group of French-speaking indie princesses. Copious amounts of love shared amongst each other.
Ira: ily ur my fav
Amanda: omg you're perf
Jaime: much love 2 you both

Jairanda is real.
jairanda by jairandashipper69 January 11, 2012
She is strong, confident, smart and resilient. She loves to love the special people in her life. She is a woman made wiser by years, but not bitter. She is not afraid to investigate points of view that do not conform to her own. She is blessed. Music moves her. She makes anyplace seem like "home" with her cooking and her words. She can bring home the bacon, fry it up in a pan, and never forget to add cloves to the ham!
Martha Stewart just wished she could be as jalanda as that girl that won the cook-off!!
Jalanda by stilltexan February 1, 2010
Someone who is fun, and full of positive spirit. A great person all around.
Jamanda donated her paycheck to the orphanage.
Jamanda by Steve12345678 May 1, 2011
A nonexistant, made up word, meaningless and briefly used once by George W. Bush.
"We don't want any jarands."
Jarand by Swanston December 27, 2006
Jarand is a good guy, you always want to be with . He can be a bitch but if you get close enough with him he's like a puppy. He is so handsome and funny, he likes to play video games and have fun with his friends. He's not that emotional but he is there if you need him.
OMG , that's so Jarand!
jarand by anne lise February 7, 2019
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
Word of the Day on October 14, 2026

funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
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