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jaquavis by JOHNASSY October 4, 2022
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On Jaquavis 

Expressing an exciting emotion, AKA another way of saying "On God" without saying the lords name in vain
"Hey Gekkos is it true you're a beast at minecraft? Gekkos: im the best PvPer to ever exist, You: On jaquavis? Gekkos: On Jaquavis Bro

Did you get an A on the test? : yes bro I got a 100% on jaquavis.
On Jaquavis by Bertakag0d September 13, 2019

On Jaquavis 

Use this phrase for when you’re saying some realass shit to your friend in the context of your sentence, #OnJaquavis
You:I fucked 20 girls this summer bro Friend: On jaquavis bro?

EX: did you really score a 69 in golf roberto? Roberto: On Jaquavis I did bro
On Jaquavis by Bertakag0d September 14, 2019

jaquaviontavious 

jaquaviontavious is the 6”3 lightskin with curly hair that can steal your girl in one second.
sean:ay jaquaviontavious what it do
jaquaviontavious: pipin yo bitch

Jaquavion Tavis 

Jaquavion Travis Dimitris Bartolomeu James IV Jr. weighs 350 pounds of pure muscle and is 9'5. He is the MVP every time he plays, and he's so terrifying, the other team immediately forfeits when they see him standing on the court. He is the team, he is the coach, he is the GM, he is the MVP, he is the player of the year, hell, he's the whole damn leauge.
Yo, we got scheduled to play Jaquavion Tavis this weekend. I ain't even gonna show up. His stare would probably blind all of us.
Jaquavion Tavis by o b a m i u m February 22, 2021

Jaquaviontavious 

Jaquaviontavios, Jaquavious for short, is a tall, African American, that will steal yo hoe in 2 seconds. He is handsome, and likes to play basketball, but watch out though bc this nigga will run fades w yo ass if he c u do something goofy.
Jaquaviontavious: ey was good fool, imma steal yo girl nigga.
Connor: noo!111!11 please jaquavious i beg!!11!!
Jaquaviontavious: ima fuck u up on sight.

jaquavion 

Real Ass Nigga Who Always Fights And Make Millions Everyday.
Mane I Need Some Money From Jaquavion Son He Got Bandzzz.
jaquavion by HaHaDavis12 December 25, 2016
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
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"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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age gate 

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Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
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board chow 

A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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young pup 

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Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
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Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
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