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A cros between a Japanese and a pedophile a Japanese child rapist or a Japanese guy who wants to sexualy harass a loli or young child.

Japhanile: Damn! That loli is so cute I just want to fuck her/him.
Friend: *calls police* stop it get some help.

Japhanile by Im Filipino November 30, 2018

Jathanise

To hump vigorously and with passion. Can only jathanise inanimate objects.

Jathanise a wall for 50 bucks.

Jathanise by Wankerwonker69 October 25, 2019

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Jamhandler

A word used by idiotic wastes-of-life intended to mean 'a hard man', when in actuality to most people it would appear to be somebody who specialises in fondling fruit preserve.

Lewis Peake: yee dnt mess pal hahaha i no sum rite grippers ye wt u gna do???? haha i dnt mess about me lad ye uno it rite wt u gna do u scrawni lil tit

Me: What?

Lewis Peake: DNT MESS UNO ME LAD YEEE

Me: Sorry pal, I don't know who you are or what it is you think I have done.

Lewis Peake: it funny tht lad cos I NO SUM RITE JAMHANDLERS yee

Me: All I know is you're are a colossal dick head. Or don't you quite understand that? Would you like me to simplify?
In a short sentence: Go fuck yourself.

Jamhandler by The Russian Roller July 20, 2010

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japanime

1."Japanese Anime", Used by lazy people who do not want to type 'Japanese Anime'.

2. A more fun way to say "Japanese Anime".

See anime.

Do you have any Japanime?

japanime by chulzy December 12, 2004

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Japanime parade

A term use to describe the unattractive high school gothic/emo girls who read manga books instead of having a good time like every one else.

A: See those girls?
B: Yea
A:Thats the japanime parade.

Ew its the japanime parade

Oh shit here comes the japanime parade.

Japanime parade by you don't get the joke March 25, 2011

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Japanite

A highly offensive term for a japanese person

One time I called my friend Brendon a Japanite so now he doesn't talk to me

Japanite by Deanodabeano April 17, 2017

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Jamhandle

An asshole.

Man, that dude sure is a jamhandle.

Jamhandle by Captaincavecat March 30, 2017

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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