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Jathanise 

To hump vigorously and with passion. Can only jathanise inanimate objects.
Jathanise a wall for 50 bucks.
Jathanise by Wankerwonker69 October 25, 2019
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Jamhandler 

A word used by idiotic wastes-of-life intended to mean 'a hard man', when in actuality to most people it would appear to be somebody who specialises in fondling fruit preserve.
Lewis Peake: yee dnt mess pal hahaha i no sum rite grippers ye wt u gna do???? haha i dnt mess about me lad ye uno it rite wt u gna do u scrawni lil tit

Me: What?

Lewis Peake: DNT MESS UNO ME LAD YEEE

Me: Sorry pal, I don't know who you are or what it is you think I have done.

Lewis Peake: it funny tht lad cos I NO SUM RITE JAMHANDLERS yee

Me: All I know is you're are a colossal dick head. Or don't you quite understand that? Would you like me to simplify?
In a short sentence: Go fuck yourself.

japanime 

1."Japanese Anime", Used by lazy people who do not want to type 'Japanese Anime'.

2. A more fun way to say "Japanese Anime".

See anime.
Do you have any Japanime?
japanime by chulzy December 12, 2004

Japanime parade 

A term use to describe the unattractive high school gothic/emo girls who read manga books instead of having a good time like every one else.
A: See those girls?
B: Yea
A:Thats the japanime parade.

Ew its the japanime parade

Oh shit here comes the japanime parade.

Japanite 

A highly offensive term for a japanese person
One time I called my friend Brendon a Japanite so now he doesn't talk to me
Japanite by Deanodabeano April 17, 2017
Man, that dude sure is a jamhandle.
Jamhandle by Captaincavecat March 30, 2017
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Failure Shower 

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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

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