Janko'ed

To get absolutely drunk (usually off of hard liquor). Below the drunken state of feeling sick.
This term derives from the first name of Serbian tennis player Janko Tipseravic

Mike: Yo, what's up with your buddy?
Geoffrey: He's absolutely janko'ed. He had way to many jager bombs tonight.

Janko'ed by RuruRommers October 26, 2011

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Jango'ed

To be beaten (or killed) in a manner not befitting your awesomeness, often by a person you were not even fighting at that time.

Jango Fett was beheaded by Mace Windu (Sam Jackson), while he (Fett) was otherwise engaged fighting a large space rhino on the planet Genosis during the final act of StarWars: Ep II: AOTC

"I just fragged bob and steve, but then i was Jango'ed by some 12 year old from Korea!"

Jango'ed by MikeRoss September 18, 2007

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Jako'ed

Getting screwed by a big headed sweaty Croatian dude.

You just got jako'ed.

Jako'ed by FakeCroat April 24, 2020

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

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liquid lunch

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.

"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."

liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004

Word of the Day on June 21, 2026

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dunzo

Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.

This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)

dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004

Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

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ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.

"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"

ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004

Word of the Day on June 19, 2026

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