Janko 

One word: -- God --

Also called the almighty, the greatest, the holy, ...

Praise him, make sacrifices, worship him cause he's Janko.

Janko by Newt November 30, 2004

Janko 

An incredibly smart and epic person, Janko dwells in the deepest depths of reddit. Unlike other redditors, his humour is very funny and incredibly structured, making it very funny. He is a Minecrafter. He is a skilled master of yo-yo.

"Yo man! Have you seen Janko?! We're supposed to play Minecraft tonight!"
"Chill he's probably practicing for his yo-yo tournament."

Janko by MauricePog October 4, 2020

Janko 

in some languages also known as "ucha", a creature that lurks the country side often holding a big red book called "dnevnik". This book contains information about children. Ucha likes "prasetina", "drozdina", "krvavica", "crni-lukac-u-pljeskavicu", and is absolutely crazy for apples(tm). It doesent mind sacraficing a virgin sister of a child that it teaches also. Ucha doesent approve Asian people because of their small penises, and the fact they play a lot of WoW.

"Bem te u kurac", "Skidaj te kaljave curule pashche jedno", "idi u shljivik i uberi prut", "deset packi Jovice","sedi jedan"... and many more.Janko.

Janko by In$ Mangup January 5, 2008

janko 

A janky but ok thing.

That railroad is janko.

janko by ~KP October 18, 2017

Janko 

Internet homotron. Gaydar setter-offer.

Janko loves teh mansechs.

Janko by HarddriveEater June 11, 2006

Janko 

A name for a minecraft legend. He was once known as creeperguy2009 and he is a role model to all minecraft addicts.

However, he does like to engage in homosexual activity from time to time.

Oh my god! We’re fucked!! It’s Janko!
You love to suck cock? Oh you must be a Janko then.

Janko by Karolis Urbanavičius November 22, 2021

Janko Jerk 

When a person driving a car with a manual transmission jerks the steering wheel at the exact moment he/she shifts gears, in an attempt to induce wheelspin or "chirp" the tires.

Ol' Bryan took me for a ride in his mustang. It's a 4 cylinder and it won't lay rubber...so he kept trying to janko jerk it.

Janko Jerk by MLQ2K1 October 2, 2018