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A person who loves all people, loves life and is very ambitious. Janeice should not be messed with however because her sting is deadly. Janeice will always treat you how you treat her and treat yourself,is extremely loyal to family and friends. Janeice is smart, funny as heck, and emotional at times, she likes to travel and meet new people and ... See Morediscover new things. Everyone loves her and these are some of the reasons why; haters usually love her too they just don't notice yet! Life is an endless adventure for her and she will make the most of it at all times, putting God first always!
Janeice is the kind of girl who looks at the glass a half full!
Janeice by jnice85 February 11, 2010
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Extremely beautiful,intelligent & funny.She is very creative and can make U smile!You would be very lucky to have janelie in your life.She Gets all the boys!Is extremely popular.You should feel honored to have her!
Omg look at janelie!
janelie by Anonnnnnn December 18, 2014

Janelise 

A short beautiful girl that makes you laugh when you're sad, and help you when you're in need. She's as sweet as candy, and could never hurt anyone's feelings without being sad. She's a girl that one could never hate and always loves.
Did you hear about Janelise?
She's that really cute girl right?
Yeah she gave me a rimjob
Sweet
Janelise by HectorRod June 27, 2011

Janelise 

Janelise is a very short goofy midget with black long silky hair she is also loud Janelise is very well known she also.got hoes watch out bitches cuz she gonna steal them.Janelise is a Puerto Rican shes pell but pretty some people think shes white we all love her :)
U seen Janelise she dat short girl
Janelise by Dorkyramenoodlez March 26, 2019

Janelise 

A beautiful small sexy ass girl that’s cares a lot about people she’s super sweet like candy and she has the most cutest laughs and smiles she got good looks 🤤
Wow I wanna be with janelise she sooo FINEEEEE she’s the most beautiful sexist girl I ever met she my LIFEEEE
Janelise by Dankmemelennnnn April 21, 2018
Damn janeice can you leave me alone
Janeice by Seattle kingz February 26, 2018
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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