Janece

A mischeviously diabolical spark of yin fire. A walking jumble of contradictions. A woman who is at once completely self-possessed yet still hammering out her niche in life. A slap-happy mojo tricksteress. Half wolf and half coyote. A benevolent, saintly, monster of ennui-filled shadows. Fond of rum and sandy loam and raspberries and dragonsblood. A creature with unusually keen senses for a human, quote possibly one of the very last Neolithic phenotypes in existence. Speaker of Trees. An absolute iconoclast and anachronism.

The Lizard Queen.

Man, that chick is like a crazy cat lady to her aloe vera, crooning incantations and lullabies to houseplants; such a Janece! She's like some funky herbwife from another millennium, don't look too deep in her eyes, you'll never be the same.

Janece by lyllyth December 12, 2014

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Janece

A mischeviously diabolical spark of yin fire. A walking jumble of contradictions. A woman who is at once completely self-possessed yet still hammering out her niche in life. A slap-happy mojo tricksteress. Half wolf and half coyote. A benevolent, saintly, monster of ennui-filled shadows. Fond of rum and sandy loam and raspberries and dragonsblood. A creature with unusually keen senses for a human, quote possibly one of the very last Neolithic phenotypes in existence. Speaker of Trees. An absolute iconoclast and anachronism.

The Lizard Queen.

Man, that chick is like a crazy cat lady to her aloe vera, crooning incantations and lullabies to houseplants; such a Janece! She's like some funky her wife from another millennium, don't look too deep in her eyes, you'll never be the same.

Janece by lyllyth December 12, 2014

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jance

Jance is a smart caring woman. She knows how to make the best of life. She has a great smile and always always keeps going. She ain't a quitter she knows how to be patient and that In time things will work out. Oh and Jance loves music and poetry!

Jance I would like to dance.

SAY MY NAME..

I can be tamed.
You have a heart purer then gold

I would like to be there for you till we r old

I'm so sorry for your hurt.
I would like to do more than flirt.
I know we can make this work

Would you please call me a dork.
Jance I ask you to give us a chance.

jance by TrOlLsTrUeCoUlOrs12 November 24, 2017

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Going Janeen

When someone goofs so you go absolutely batshit crazy on them. Typically used on retail employees when they act and/or treat you like a fucking idiot.

Person 1: Did you see her yell at that Walmart cashier?
Person 2: Yeah, she was going Janeen on them!

Going Janeen by skehjgwg September 7, 2019

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Janele

A person who has been through many tough times in her life. She has gone through more than anyone realizes and has been heart broken many times. She does not fit in right away with many people and likes to be antisocial. But once you get to meet her, she is the definition of perfection. She is kind, sweet, lovely, thoughtful, talented, funny, but most of all caring. She will make sure to put a smile on your face. She needs a shoulder to lean on many times, but she is worth it all. She loves tight hugs, but she loves a genuine and kind person most of all. She has the most beautiful eyes in the world, and she seems to be embarrassed of her fingers. But the world knows that she is beautiful from head to toe. She is very picky with her clothes and her hair has the most beautiful lavishing mix of brown and black. She is the cutest thing on earth and has the best stories to tell. Her scent is heavenly and is somehow familiar. She tends to think a lot and "sulking" is her major. She is the definition of perfact, and I am proud to say I am in love with her.

Janele is like a key to a lock. She completes anyone or anything.

Janele by Superman Son December 10, 2013

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Janeen

Janeen is an angel . She appears at the most unexpected time with her heart of gold and changes your whole life around with just her smile . She is funny , witty , and she knows how to.make your heart feel.right at home. She is an amazing mother and she puts everyone else before her in everything. She's got the most beautiful brown eyes, and soft skin. She has the best sense of humor , the kind.that doesn't laugh at others but only with others. She is beautiful from the inside out . The favorite part of her day is making yours .

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Janeen has the best booty.

She'd make the best lover because of her passion for others.

She's an angel

Janeen by Music Boy April 25, 2013

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