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janebry’s are usually fun and outgoing girls, BUT have a tough way of showing it, their pasts could be tough as fuck and they’d still hide it. janebry’s usually have dark ass brown hair or black hair. their blind as shit. but they are very gorgeous and tall, and beautiful. don’t cross their path though they will snAP.
girl : you know who i met today? janebry

boy : oh my god she’s so gorgeous, janebry fits her so well.

girl : yeah back up.
Janebry by fhahxnwjcbanhshwbs March 13, 2019
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JANEURYSM 

An abnormal bulge or ballooning of your blood vessels which if untreated, can rupture. Janeurysm's are caused by prolonged exposure to political rantings delivered by elected officials of limited intelligence who have been unable and/or unwilling to maintain viability in a progressive society representative of current times. Frequently this defect is the direct result of inbreeding, rural living,involvement in organized religion, and home schooling. Janeurysm's were first discovered in a small population of people in Arizona in 2010; most often Democrats, Hispanics, Gays and Lesbians, college graduates, and anyone who has not suffered major head trauma or has been lobotomized. NIH directly attributes the steady increase of reported cases to the appointment of Jan Brewer as Arizona Governor, specifically her racist positions, hatred of minorities and the poor, her pro life, pro gun, anti gay policies, her uncanny resemblance to the Crypt Keeper, her chronic halitosis, flatulence (both anal and vaginal), bad grammar, inability to enunciate multi-syllabic words, and her incessant desire to become relevant on the national stage believing that anyone who has not ever fucked a farm animal is interested in anything she has to say.
After 15-minutes of listening to Mitch McConnell ramble on about Obamacare, I had to leave the room or risk a janeurysm.
JANEURYSM by Finn Gerbang January 7, 2015
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The most intelligent girl that anyone could ever meet. She is a wonderful friend and a fantastic super junior fan. She is the best and I hope she will appreciate my efforts.
Friend #1: She is awesome.
Me: Oh that must be Janery. :)
Janery by Jinki's 1&ONLY October 4, 2011
pain.
janeiry means pain.
pain
janeiry by joemamaa 12345 April 7, 2021
Janery is a name
Janery by ICECREAM_ February 24, 2017
A beautiful girl who is really cute and Generous. If you meet someone that her name is Janeiry, it's better to go and get her. She's also funny and if your going to mess with her, you're going to be in big trouble. She doesn't like it iether when you bother her friends, cause once you make fun of her friends or bother them, she'll just get more angry that she will never stop until she beats you up.
Boy 1: Hey, isn't that Janeiry right there
Boy 2: Oh yeah, lets bother her
Boy 3: I don't think that's a good idea

Janeurysm 

The headache you feel waking up at 4pm on New years day after drinking all night for new years eve.
I drank so much last night for new year's eve, I woke up with a Janeurysm.
Janeurysm by InSilicoRW January 5, 2019
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