Jammy Fuck

1) Someone managing a feat of extreme fluke or percieved skill; such as winning a poker hand on the last card turned, bouncing a pool ball three times around the table, before deflecting it off the white into a pocket.

2) A sweet and tastey act of copulation involving fruit conserve, jam, or jelly being used as a lubricant, before the couple engage in a 69.

"You Jammy Fuck, how the hell did you make that shot?!"

"How do you fancy coming to mine for a jammy fuck tonight"

Jammy Fuck by Dr Insanity February 26, 2009

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jimmy fuck

a slang term much like douchebag, but used in Ireland, because "jimmy" refers to king james and the Irish never liked the king, the term is mostly used when you're saying something is annoying.

This computer is a jimmy fuck! It's lagging again!

jimmy fuck by sentry354 December 27, 2008

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Jimmy Johns Bathroom Fuck

When you're done eating the Gargantuan sandwich so you take some Gargantuan dick.

frank mccrank: "Hey rhonda let's do the Jimmy Johns Bathroom Fuck"
rhonda: "Hell yeah"

Jimmy Johns Bathroom Fuck by bathroom guy spooky guy April 10, 2025

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jimmyfuck

To aimlessly and mindlessly jiggle, cajole or slap a piece of equipment of which you have no understanding of in the hope that it miraculously 'heals' itself and becomes functional once more.

Bugger!! My laptop froze up!!

Here, lemme jimmyfuck with it.... There you go, good as new.

It's dead now....

It was working when I gave it back to you!

jimmyfuck by UDM1234 October 25, 2011

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JimmyFucking

When your heads on my Jimmy

JimmyFucking hardcore brainslaya

JimmyFucking by TrumpTheKiđkissingSexoffenđer. October 17, 2020

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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Summer Teeth

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.

Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...

Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012

Word of the Day on May 24, 2026

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