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Jamesing it 

Chasing your dream in the best possible way, but you ultimately fail in the most horrific fashion.
Say your going for that job interview, job interview is going well. On the way out you push the guy out the window, building catches on fire, building gets up, walks away...war starts.

"Man that guy is really jamesing it."
Jamesing it by The Seamanator February 26, 2015
Jamesing: the art of being "a James". It consists of long nights of deep throating Tito's and wishing one wasn't "a James", despite the ongoing issues of micro-dick-ism and generally not having a personality or being relevant.
I was Jamesing because I'm a virgin. Goddamn, I'm a James!

Yours sincerely,

James
Jamesing by #SoNotAJames November 19, 2020
To jog slowly, bringing your feet halfway to your thighs while bobbing your arms in front near your chest so people get the illusion that your rushing.
Look at Jamel Jameling he just fooled that teacher!
jameling by Jo Shizzie December 9, 2008
A group activity which involves showering a person with semen while they sleep, with a particular focus on the target's back and neck leaving them with a crispy neck. A male bonding exercise very popular with squaddies.
Last night Sophie passed out at the party and we gave her a Jamesing
Jamesing by Bingo46 June 11, 2014
To absolutely do nothing or to be unproductive for more than ten hours a day. This includes but is not limited to: sleeping, gaming, thinking about nothing on the bed, taking up space, and thinking about not Jamesing
"A: What are you doing? You have a final tomorrow?!
B:I'm Jamesing son... Don't bother me I got this shit
A: You sure? you said this last final and you got your ass fucked hard...
B: Good shit good shit"
Jamesing by TheJameser March 18, 2011

Jamesing it 

Masturbating in the shower. When a teenage boy jerks it in the shower, especially if he gets caught
"James' mom caught him jamesing it and told all her friend... TROLOLOLOLOLOL
Jamesing it by bromingo March 23, 2010
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