The phenomenon of perpetuating stink that eminates from the bathroom when being deficated into by the Jamesernaut. The odor creates fumes so powerful that it actually chemically reacts with the surrounding air changing the molecular structure of that ambient gas. This componding effect causes positive air pressure created by air conditioning to contain fhe stentch are rendered useless, due to the air actaully becoming a different substance and spreading throughout the house. It is recommended to increase posture to MOPP Level 1 and launch aerial olfactory countermeasures to combat the effect If this procedure fails to correct the spread, increase posture to MOPP Level 2 and commence immediate mandatory evac.
The phenomenon of perpetuating stink that emanates from the bathroom when being defecated into by the Jamesernaut. The odor creates fumes so powerful that it actually chemically reacts with the surrounding air changing the molecular structure of that ambient gas. This compounding effect causes positive air pressure created by air conditioning to contain the stench are rendered useless, due to the air actually becoming a different substance and spreading throughout the house. It is recommended to increase posture to MOPP Level 1 and launch aerial olfactory countermeasures to combat the effect If this procedure fails to correct the spread, increase posture to MOPP Level 2 and commence immediate mandatory evac.
/jamesyoo is my handsome boyfriend . he have the nicest brown eyes they reminds me of tea . he make me laugh . a lot. I love hims and ams goings to locks hims ups forevers . James poo makes me very very happy . Ill love him forever and ever . I love him more , it's a fact but don't ask him he will think otherwise . James poo the sweetest boy ever he so sweet he make me cry happy tears . James poo hobbies consist of touching my ASS and squishing my cheeks( also telling me that I hate him and want him to die which IS NOT TRUE!!!!!)!!! I'm not complaining , I wouldn't change it for the world . I love my handsome James poo and I miss him . My sweet boy forever . to be noted: huge d , (this me tweaking) but that doesn't matter to you . he's mine.
Jamesypoo : is my HUGE MASSIVE DICK going to be mentioned?
Lannypoo: it wasn't but I shall tweak it...
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my realbirthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*