Jamaican Poo

When you roll a fat joint and have a cup of coffee together, whilst shitting on the toilet.

"I'm off for a Jamaican poo, see you in an hour, son."

"Okay dad! Can I have some bud?"

"No, fuck off."

Jamaican Poo by Jammin'whiteboy May 26, 2026

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Jamaican Pool Noodle

Jamaican Pool Party filled with glorious island folk while not invited on a cruise or tourist destination

Hopped on a cruise, bought $10 flip flops with zero arch support...

Jamaican pool noodle was the goal

..Day started wonderful

It turned into a Jamaican pool party with white peopke in dreads

"...My wedding party from Cape Cod got overtook by Jamaicans and ruined my wife's dress with Red Stripe and Appleton Rum"

Jamaican Pool Noodle by Kayyyy Lowwww May 1, 2026

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Jamaicanphobic

Not a real word

Noelle is not Jamaicanphobic.

Jamaicanphobic by 11111119 January 29, 2021

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church hurt

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.

Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.

church hurt by PrincesaLatina21 May 1, 2022

Word of the Day on May 27, 2026

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honkin

Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.

I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.

honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005

Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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Summer Teeth

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.

Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...

Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012

Word of the Day on May 24, 2026

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