Jaleyca

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That feeling you get when you have to take a massive shit and cannot let it out for the life of you. If you are feeling this way or anything similar to this, call your local hospital and/or contact your personal doctor immediately for you may only have 7 days to live. In the worst case scenario, you may simply bleed out of your asshole (or "butthole") for at least a month or more. Nonetheless, call your doctor and/or local hospital.

"BOB CALL THE AMBULANCE QUICKLY!! I'M HAVING A JALEYCA!!"

Jaleyca by Zimbobwe October 22, 2012

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jaleya

Bad ass girl who think that she's right but she is really funny caring and a good actor she can sometimes be stubborn but lovable as well above all when she says she loves you she meand it. Plus she's a great fighter and will protect you at all costs.shy towards new people she meet but when you get to know her she will act her self. Cracking you up for days

I love you Jaleya

jaleya by Goldemboy92100 January 24, 2015

Related Words

Jaleyca • jaleya • Jaleyah • Jadeycakes • Jalecya • jaleyal • jaleyia • jaleyna • Janeycakes • jakey cake

Jaleyah

A wonderful person who’s sense of humor is different from most. Can be shy at times but with the right people she will come out of her shell ASAP! Very beautiful and nice to people. But if she’s with rude people she would have no problem standing up to them. Overall a very nice unique person.

Have you met Jaleyah? She’s had a unique sense of humor and she’s very chill.

Jaleyah by Ghostit March 14, 2019

Jaleya

Jaleyais a caring and loving person. She is very goofy and is always told "you play too much"; She has been hurt a few times so be mindful when she gets sensitive. She is loyal and kind and doesn't wanna hurt anybody. If you searched this name up bc u have a jaleya in your life please keep her. If you are dating or thinking about dating her make sure you love her unconditionally.

Jaleya is your bestfriend. Jaleya is a name.

Jaleya by dontloseher November 27, 2019

jaleyia

The baddest bish takes the negative and make the best is a great person and will have good karma

Jaleyia is fine

jaleyia by Leeleyiaaa June 6, 2021

Jaleya

Jaleya is the type of girl who will make you laugh for days! Not only is her personality super hilarious, she's got a big heart. She'll stand up for you, if you’re her friend, but she hates leeches. Don’t ask her for answers repeatedly. She's an absolute genius and will blow your mind with how smart she is. Not only is her personality an brain awesome, she's got a bangin' body. Her face is sexy and she has such kissable lips. Her butt is so big, everyone at school stares, girls and boys alike. They all want to feel and touch on it. Overall, she’s a really great friend, get to know her, eh?

Damn, I smacked Jaleya’s ass and it was so soft!
Jaleya is so smart, she always gets a 100%.

Jaleya by Mouse04 March 5, 2018

Jadeycakes

Prostitute street corners around the quarry bank area

jadeycakes only charge a tenna

Jadeycakes by bbivan February 5, 2010

Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026