Jakob Taylor

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Jakob is the most amazing person you will ever meet. He is definitely top 7 billion when it comes to how funny he is. If you know a Jakob he is probably very tall and has great hair. Jakob is very caring and kind. He has the biggest heart of anyone you’ll ever meet. He is someone who would do anything for the people he loves. Jakob is one of a kind.

“Here for a good time not a long time” is what Jakob Taylor would say.

That Texas girl definitely loves Jakob Taylor the most.

Jakob Taylor by texasgirl April 7, 2022

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jacob taylor

A very attractive person with a huge dick and is a pro at many sexual acts

Jacob taylor has a huge dick

jacob taylor by Very reliable source September 21, 2021

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Jacob Taylor is a very loyal character with fantastic hair and a great sense of humor. He could easily make anyone laugh. Jacob is also a huge fan of anime (who isn't) and has a good taste in music. He is extremely weird.

Friend 1) wow, Jacob Taylor and Hailey Scott get along really well.

Friend 2) yeah, I guess it's because they're both really weird.

jacob taylor by TheAnonymousPotato2198 March 19, 2017

Jacob Taylor

He is best friends with Caleb Keegan

Hi im Jacob Taylor and Wow I love Caleb he is my best friend

Jacob Taylor by NotCalebKeegan June 13, 2021

Jacob Micheal Taylor

A very caring and loving person with a massive dick

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Jacob Micheal Taylor by Very trusted source September 21, 2021

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on August 23, 2026