Jakob L 

A beautiful boy who tries his hardest. He is kind and caring. He has so many talents, Though he often sells himself short. He is a master of video games and a little scatter brained. But he will love you to the moon and back. He also has gorgeous curls, and he likes when you play with them.

He is so Jakob L man. He's the best.

Jakob L by Creatures March 22, 2023

Jakob likes dudes 

A phrase commonly used by distance runners when there is a break in any conversation. On Fridays he likes men though. If Jakob is dating a woman then a distance runner must quietly say “and women” after the phrase is uttered. This phrase is also commonly said in Taylorism as a prayer.

A Group of Distance Runners: *silence
Unknown Distance Runner #1: Jakob likes dudes
Jakob: NO I DON’T. I AM LITERALLY DATING A GIRL
Unknown Distance Runner #2: What about last night?
Jakob: …
Unknown Distance Runner #3: Jakob likes dudes

Jakob likes dudes by TayloristMissionary March 23, 2022

Jakob Lester

Way better than Adam, a dick that puts men to shame and wets ever vagina within a mile... (also super rich)

Jakob Lester: *in the showers*
Adam Klein:*wets vagina*

Jakob Lester by 3than_7aylor June 12, 2017

jakob lara

jakob lara is the hottest boy at school

i loke jakob lara

jakob lara by amongusimposter69 February 2, 2022

A Jakob Laugh 

a jakob laugh is a laugh that is loud and obnoxious, this is also the follow up of a matt joke.

That’s a matt joke and a Jakob Laugh

A Jakob Laugh by armanitaumalolo June 17, 2020

Jakob Lukas August Demeulemeester 

Probably really tall

Wow you're at least 1 Jakob Lukas August Demeulemeester tall!

Jakob Lukas August Demeulemeester by Pokéfan1408 December 3, 2024

Jakob The Liar

A movie based in Poland WWII, starring actor Robin Williams as Jakob. He overheard the BBC on the German Officer's radio that the Russians are coming to their aid. He tell his friends the good news but lies about owning a radio. He was then caught and asked to denouce the radio, but he refused to and was executed in front of the whole town. The town's folk was then packed into a train bound to the concentration camps but was soon intercepted by the Russians.

Now Jakob The Liar is used for a person who sincerely lies just to give everyone hope.

Katrina Victim 1: Maybe we can all catch a movie, something to cheer us up.
Katrina Victim 2: Hey! Stop Jakob The Liar.
Katrina Victim 1: Never heard of shadow play?!

Jakob The Liar by Fat Rabbit July 24, 2006