Jakeum

A Jakeum is morsel of candy likened to marshmallow peeps, except these are in the shape of the mythical creature the world knows as Jake. A short, stocky, boy shape, with a disgruntled expression painted on the face, and a black spot on the top of its head to represent "Jake's" awkward haircut.

A mere squeezing of the Jakeum’s round belly results in a loud, high-pitched squeak of desperation.

The main feature that distinguishes a Jakeum from a peep is that rather then being coated in sugar, this marshmallow treat is coated in salt.

"I bought my girlfriend a box of Jakeums for Valentines Day, and she went into hypertensive crisis and stroked out after eating three of them."

by Korey11 March 4, 2009

Jadeums

How Much I miss Jade, I Love Her To Bits And Wouldn't Have Her Any Other Way.

Don't Stop Belivin' xxx

Has missed jade like... so much it's not even got a word yet, as such i name it, Jadeums xx <3

by RomanticFool December 30, 2009

Jakeymated

Jakeymated is a word that is past tense that means dead, or not alive.

I just jakeymated my pc

by Bob the bobber March 8, 2022

Jakeem

A visionary. A Leader. One who loves to see the ones around him succeed sometimes more then himself. A person that everybody loves and has a huge heart for those around him. He is focused on the BIGGER picture and sometimes sacrifices the timely hangouts for advancing his future and the others around him.

that is jakeem for you.

by the visionary07 December 4, 2010

jakum

to go jack off in a corner and cum

He hella told him to jakum the other day.

Dude did you see Rohan? He was jakum with a fish.

by aknub February 5, 2008

JAKEUPOO

When 2 people eat shit from each other chests using a violin and touching their grandparents with pissy balloons

Peter did a JAKEUPOO with his dead cancerous dog

by Pedophile mason July 28, 2019

jakemelin

a absolute donny that likes kids

girl: who likes kids
other girl: JAKEMELIN

by uhh swoosh January 19, 2022