Jake Amorelli Share definition Flag A whorish hobo who enjoys the word strumpet. He is ignorant, stupid, and stalkerish. "Hey Jake Amorelli, why are you stalking me??" "You're a STRUMPET!" Jake Amorelli by jakeh8ter January 30, 2010 0 0 Get merch Get the Jake Amorelli mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch