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Jahlani is a VERY sexy beautiful girl who is funny big ass and a nice body she falls in love easily but has trust issues she has a good personality and beautiful brown eyes and a person you would like to stick with forever
Jahlani is beautiful she got a big butt to
Jahlani by Konabugi December 23, 2018
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"Mighty Warrior" aka the realest nigga put there. Nobody fucks with Jalani because Jalani is a beast. You mess with Jalani you mess with their crew.
"Damn, he's the Jalani on the block."
"This kingpin is a real Jalani!"
Jalani by I knows November 21, 2014

jaylanie 

Jaylanie is the name of a girl who would never bring someone down. She will always be there for someone who really needs it! She is a nice, beautiful, and courageous girl! A Jaylanie might get anoyyed sometimes about some things but that doesn't affect the relationship she has with someone! She has so much love and care for every one including people she has never known before.
I want to be a Jaylanie one day!
jaylanie by cacu March 15, 2017
Jaelani is the type of girl you want to stay with. She’s the type to lighten up the mood without trying and is so pretty and funny that time passes by so fast when your with her. She’s that baddie who cares for her family and friends and takes crap from no one. She trust you until you give her a reason not too. She’s that friend you want to never let go.
Girl: hey have you seen jaelani? she’s just so pretty and vibes with everybody!!
Girl 2: YES!!! omg I want to be friends with her!!
Jaelani by Bbygurl_7 August 22, 2020
A name that means "Mighty Warrior".

Individuals with this name are usually leaders.
Our boss' name is Jalani.
Jalani by heavery February 26, 2009
A king from Africa, chill and cool person sometimes annoying but he can eat pussy like no one else.

Bae: Eat me

Boy: I wish I was jahlasie.
Jahlasie: what's up lil niggas
Jahlasie is amazing.
jahlasie by Scarce March 16, 2017
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