Jah-rel

Thy creator of thou Nibba and thou 5 prophets, Jah-rel is the God of the Niggalations Bible. Lord Taki, God of thou thots, and Jah-rel, God of thou nibba, have been battling for centuries. During the last hours of Jah-rel, Jah-rel created thou holy 5 prophets. They will then continue Niggalations and take Jah-rel's place. Thus leading to thy new testament

In prayer: On Jah-rel, I have recently had sexual interactions with a thot, please forgive me for my sin as I have disobeyed your commandment. In the name of thou nibba, thou hood, and thou 5 holy prophets... jah-men

Jah-rel by The one and only, Jah-rel March 13, 2020

The Religion Of Jah 

Jahism is a religious branch of Christianity, Originated in the United States. The Religion of Jah is based on the head god, his mentor, three saints, and three henchmen. The god of Jahism is unknown but referred to as Jah, thus Jah is also considered the head of the three saints. The Three Saints conprise of XXXTentacion, Adolf, and Sal from Impractical Jokers, each of these saints also have "henchmen", with these being Hampter, Biggie Cheese, and the Thumb from Spykids. Common practices in the religion include punishments such as Neutering and edging.

"Bro, youre a Simp Catholic Christain?"
"yea, ive always wanted to know how to become a chad like you"
"easy bro, just follow me to the Church of Jah and join the Religion of Jah"
"Wow! now i can be the biggest chad in the world!"

The Religion Of Jah by Yoboichickennugg December 4, 2021

Jahrell 

A very cute boy who can be very lazy at times. Very chill and knows when to do the right and wrongs things in certain situations. He's a very good listener and can help ppl with their problems.

Girl #1 Get u a Jahrell😩
Random person- Jahrell is such a good listener and advice giver I need a man like him🤘🏾

Jahrell by Where's my super suit February 5, 2017

Jahrel 

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i had jahrel cut his dreads

Jahrel by anonymous November 23, 2021