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Jagerbongs 

Jagerbongs-n. Jagerbongs are Bongs filled with jager instead of water or beer.
The smoke is like the red bull and the jager is like the jager. Creating a Jagerbongs.
The Jager is like the beer or water, and the smoke is like the red bull that makes it great.
Jagerbongs by WAC ZOOBERRY June 30, 2010

Jagermonster 

The state of mind and physical appearance assumed after finish a vast quantity Jagermeister. Usually characterized by loud exaggerated claims of physical/sexual prowess, wanton destruction of anything in the immediate vicinity, and the complete abandonment of any standards regarding the opposite sex.
"Dude did you see John turn into the Jagermonster last night? He told the entire party that he could jump rope with his dick, drop-kicked the front door off its hinges, then got head from the albino chick!"
Jagermonster by J.M.D.U. January 30, 2008

Jakerton 

A 26 uear old boomer who has transcended itno meme daddy status
"and jakerton, meme daddy donated 10,000 dollars
Jakerton by Sunnydawgy July 15, 2022

Jagerphone 

The Jagerphone is a cellular phone made out of a Jager bottle. It's signal strength depends on how much Jager is left, therefore the less there is in the bottle the harder it becomes to hear the other end of the line. When you run out of signal it's generally at this point in time that the owner upgrades which involves a run to the nearest Jagerphone provider at any liquor store nationwide. The Jagerphone is popular amongst drunkards and college students as the preferred means of communication
(1) My Jagerphone is full of signal

(2)Can you hear me on the Jagerphone on your phone which is on the other side of the Jagerphone that I am screaming into so you can hear on your phone?
Jagerphone by Jagerphone user April 6, 2010

Jägertooth tiger 

This highly banterous name, originating from Tonbridge School, is bestowed upon a figure wise beyond beers, who is well known for often donning their lashmina or indulging heavily in bangers and lash, particulaly at Bar Fusion, resulting in the occasional and hilarious chunder dragon. Akin to an MBE for services to drinking, but better. Also commonly referred to as a ginpin.
Man #1: So ____ I heard that you had quite the weekend?
Man #2: Yehh boi ! Did the Circle Line pub crawl and got so hammered that I ended up going over to this midget, giving him my sock and telling him "Dobby, you're free"
Man #1: Mate it sounds like you earnt some serious man points that night...From now on you will be known as the Jägertooth tiger

Jägerdrank 

the components of a Jägerbomb with slightly more red bull put in at the end mixed inside the red bull can and then sipped instead of chugged.

a delightful drink to have whilst building a teepee in the woods
person 1: hey, hand me that Jägermeister and a red bull so i can make a Jägerdrank.

person 2: that sounds delightful, i think i will make one as well.
Jägerdrank by theotherallen February 25, 2009