Jaffee 

(n.,adj.) the quintessence of cool.

(n.)"Dude, he just asked out a super model."
"who?"
"that Jafee over there."

(adj.)"Dude you are such a Jaffee person."

Jaffee by crazy legs mcgee June 12, 2008

Faisel Jaffer 

A Toronto urban myth, supposedly a large half man half bear that breathes fire and has the ability to manipulate your mind in a way similar to large quantities of LSD. Supposedly has fought a pack of wolves, a tiger, a lion, and the three bears simultaneously. Also said to have survived being hit by a moving truck, the truck was destroyed, he didn't have a scratch.

I'm sick of hearing all these stupid exaggerated stories about "Faisel Jaffer" clearly he didn't do any of this stuff, and clearly hes not a real person

Faisel Jaffer by Shin Ta November 10, 2008

jafflechute 

A jaffle attached to a parachute. Prone to wind and unfortunately placed window ledges. An idea founded in Melbourne and an actual thing.

www.jafflechutes.com

"I had a jafflechute for dinner last night. It got stuck in a tree, but I threw my shoe at it and it eventually came down"

jafflechute by karmabox October 12, 2013

jafeelme

You feel me?

Going to wasted tonight, Jafeelme?

jafeelme by dirdam51 December 25, 2020

Faisel Jaffer 

A man bear who's legend precedes his introduction, spawned from the lake of Manitou and forged in the Algonquin forests Faisel was once deemed a demi god until it was discovered his search engine of choice was Bing. Also worth noting Faisel makes a brief appearance in the 2016 "Revenant".

Faisel Jaffer is a Bing using ass mothafucka!

Faisel Jaffer by SquidofManitou August 31, 2016

Jafflebag 

1. Noun - A very annoying person who has tendencies to dribble a lot.

2. Verb - to jafflebag - to repeatedly palm someone in the crotch.

1. "I dont really invite Steve round anymore, since he found out he was a jafflebag."

2. "Steve is really annoying me now, hes started to find jafflebagging funny."

Jafflebag by Jaffle July 6, 2009

Jaffeeed 

The process of being seduced by the charm and wit of a Jaffe resulting in some type of sexual exchange.

Person #1: Damn all those girls hooked up with that one guy.
Person #2: Yeah! They just got fucking Jaffeeed!

Jaffeeed by Jason Jaffe January 3, 2011