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Jacob A. K 

dude: Hey man
Guy: Fuck off
dude: Damn, why are you such a jacob a. k
Jacob A. K by TheLegend1618 June 5, 2019

Jacob Kappa

Penetrating your partners ear then blowing your load in their nose while having a dildo in every hole. Then smacking the girl unconscious and start raping her all night.
Girl: " I didn't remember the Jacob Kappa last night"

Boy: "It was splendid"
Jacob Kappa by Destront January 12, 2015
A skinny man who's very slow at running and is a goal keeper
I used to think i was slow then i met Jacoub K.
Jacoub K by Tomma.T August 25, 2016

Jacob Kendrick 

worlds most renowned philosopher and great scholar of this generation
when I grow up I want to be a jacob kendrick

Jacob Kaplan

Is someone ok at sports. can cook ok. Is a leader.
Jacob Kaplan by Qaplan February 6, 2017

Jacob Kietty 

Jacob Kietty is one of the weirdest but greatest guys you will ever meet. He plays old man sports and soccer.

*do not be offended by this unless you understand the inside joke I have with a friend*
Dang that guy must be a Jacob Kietty he's playing golf!!
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
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