Thorpedo

A long, thick, black object heading towards your anus at a average speed of 60 mph. Usually hairy. Ass explosive power after penetration.
Man "My anus started bleeding when the thorpedo hit me"
by Destront January 12, 2015
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Jacob Kappa

Penetrating your partners ear then blowing your load in their nose while having a dildo in every hole. Then smacking the girl unconscious and start raping her all night.
Girl: " I didn't remember the Jacob Kappa last night"

Boy: "It was splendid"
by Destront January 12, 2015
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