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jacob j.w.c 

is perfect in every single way. his smile is very contagious. his eyes are easy to get lost in. you could listen to his laugh forever. his voice is so calming.his hair is so nice. you would fall inlove with him in a milisecond. he is very smart, funny, sporty, kind, loving and he can bring a smile to your face without even trying. he would never make you do anything you don’t want to do and will listen to you whenever. He’s someone who you will regret losing. the most beautiful and amazing person to have in your life.
jacob j.w.c by YourMumsNickers August 31, 2020

Jacob Clohisy 

A man who constantly works out with 0 gains.
Dude, I hope my effort at the gym doesn't turn me into a Jacob Clohisy.
Jacob Clohisy by MrCrackers99 February 12, 2019

Jacob Clifford 

The most glorious and amazing person in the whole planet. He teaches economics like no other. He is the ultimate skinny legend in Macro AND Micro Economics. His YouTube channel is the holy grail of all youtubers. Everyone aspires to make as good videos as he does. Mr. Clifford makes the best macro/micro study guide.
Person: Hey, do you know how to do an AD/AS graph?
Person 2: No, but I watched this video on YouTube by Jacob Clifford that is easy to understand.
Person 1: Awesome! What is his Youtube handle?
Person 2: Its just Jacob Clifford!
Jacob Clifford by naturalism November 29, 2018

Jacob Cain 

The cutest, funniest, most adorable guy you will ever meet. Everyone loves him.
Look at Jacob Cain! He's soooo dreamy!
Jacob Cain by thathotartsychick April 8, 2015

Jacob Cote 

The sexiest beast muffincake alive;
He loves his black buddie ... Joe
And his best friend Juan
Jacob Cote is the sexiest beast muffincake alive and you should not be able to define him except for his friends Joe and Juan

Jacob Chimtzu Freiheit 

Okay so let me tell u about this gamer.

He is one of the coolest boo-boos in town as well as the biggest fool. For an ultimate gamer (that he claims to be) he also happens to be an ultimate loser, explaining why Jeff talks shit about him 24/7(but we don't discriminate).

Jacob is blind as a bat so if you see him running move out of the way. He will trample you will his barefeet. Jacob a.k.a snotboy will still her bitch and your man so be a-fucking-ware. Jacob has the power of 1,000 Leela's so he will literally defeat any and everyone except Godlesp of course.
Boo boo the Jacob Chimtzu Freiheit.
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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