jackskimz

The physical deceleration of love through skimboard.

I’m going to jackskimz you so hard tonight.

by crossracer27 December 6, 2021

Jackskimz

The love between an elderly man and a younger most commonly a freshmen girl.

Jack and his broads have a jackskimz relationship

by skeppler December 7, 2021

Jacksimp

A male, normally ages 13 - 21, who thinks that Viggo Mortensen breaking his toes in The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers 2002 movie adaptation, by Peter Jackson is the greatest thing to happen in the histoy of cinema, and ignores every single aspect of the movies that somewhat goes against or directly contradict JRR Tolkiens writing and storytelling. Some even go so far to insult and undermine Tolkien's son Christopher, who continued editing and publishing his fathers unfinished works for 4 decades, and has expressed extreme disdain for Jackson's movies.

A known breeding ground for Jacksimps is r/LOTRmemes.

Man, people who read the first 3 chapters of Lord of the Rings and stop because the pacing is slower than the movies are real Jacksimps.

by PhoenixTrite September 28, 2020

Jack Skimz

Personification if the ideal male

Once you go Skimz you can never go back.

Wow jack skimz is glowing, I wonder what conditioner he uses. Probably 5 in 1!

by WalrusLover456 December 7, 2021

jacksimus

A craving of sniffing random peoples buttholes. Usually on hot sweaty days after eating spicy tacos.

Ohh baby after we eat can I Jacksimus you?

That butthole was superb for jacksimusing

by Chazknight March 25, 2021

Jackshizzing

Jackshizzing - adj.

1. the act of jerking off or jerking someone else off (usually a male.) whilst in snow or underwater.

"I was jackshizzing him off for like 3 hours last night, that's why he seems so tired."

by panderverse October 28, 2023