jackskimz

The physical deceleration of love through skimboard.

I’m going to jackskimz you so hard tonight.

jackskimz by crossracer27 December 6, 2021

Jackskimz

The love between an elderly man and a younger most commonly a freshmen girl.

Jack and his broads have a jackskimz relationship

Jackskimz by skeppler December 7, 2021

Jacksimp 

A male, normally ages 13 - 21, who thinks that Viggo Mortensen breaking his toes in The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers 2002 movie adaptation, by Peter Jackson is the greatest thing to happen in the histoy of cinema, and ignores every single aspect of the movies that somewhat goes against or directly contradict JRR Tolkiens writing and storytelling. Some even go so far to insult and undermine Tolkien's son Christopher, who continued editing and publishing his fathers unfinished works for 4 decades, and has expressed extreme disdain for Jackson's movies.

A known breeding ground for Jacksimps is r/LOTRmemes.

Man, people who read the first 3 chapters of Lord of the Rings and stop because the pacing is slower than the movies are real Jacksimps.

Jacksimp by PhoenixTrite September 28, 2020

Jack Skimz 

Personification if the ideal male

Once you go Skimz you can never go back.

Wow jack skimz is glowing, I wonder what conditioner he uses. Probably 5 in 1!

Jack Skimz by WalrusLover456 December 7, 2021

jacksimus 

A craving of sniffing random peoples buttholes. Usually on hot sweaty days after eating spicy tacos.

Ohh baby after we eat can I Jacksimus you?

That butthole was superb for jacksimusing

jacksimus by Chazknight March 25, 2021

Jackshizzing 

Jackshizzing - adj.

1. the act of jerking off or jerking someone else off (usually a male.) whilst in snow or underwater.

"I was jackshizzing him off for like 3 hours last night, that's why he seems so tired."

Jackshizzing by panderverse October 28, 2023

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019