Jackgay

A jackass gay person.

Man, that dude is pretty Jackgay.

by D4nk M3m3 L0rd December 23, 2017

jackmayifold

can i put my balls in your jaw (your jaw) balls in your jaw. can i, can i

hey do you know jackmayifold?
can i put my balls in your jaw (your jaw) balls in your jaw. can i, can i

by lovequacks 😁😁😁 July 18, 2021

jackday

the same as a weekday except spent jacking off.

Jackday's are spent usually watching porn (or whatever gets you off), regular tv or movies, gaming, chatting, texting or surfing the net. To be considered a full fledge jackday one must not have any direct human contact for more than 1 hour in a 24 hour period.

to have an EPIC jackday you must have at least 8 sessions within the 24 hour period of your jackday.

if you only have 1 session, that is lame, and not considered to be a jackday!

oh dude, i couldn't stop thinking of fucking samantha i needed a total jackday! if it wasn't for my 'rents coming home it woulda been totally EPIC

by jackask September 4, 2012

The Jack Gay Song

The jack song of a retarded gay ass dumbo named Jackson payne

Girl 1: who's that gay ass man
Girl 2: that is jack want me to sing the song
Girl 1: sure
Girl 2: so no one told you jack was gonna be this gay 'clap clap clap clap clap' the way he talks he walks and he has a fat chode that is the jack gay song

by jack gay song writer September 14, 2018

JACKGAL

a sexy female member of a chosen few,capable of pretty much almost anything...specializing in "fuckin shit up" and manipulation...let's not forget sword fights.

...jay z style rap kicks in..."What's my mother f'ing name?!! MJ!!...who'm I rollin with??? SARA &*%$@!!!! -this is where the we vocalize support for another JACKGAL... also a good time for other group participation-flashing dog tags,tattoos,brandings,shaved parts of body,... (at this point,others will stare in disbelief/envy)

by t tothe r to the i tothe pod August 5, 2010

jackgasm

The ultimate euphoria derived from drinking or doing shots of Jack Daniel's whiskey!

I hope to have a jackgasm tonight after work!

by Jilina December 15, 2008

jackgalaness

Ability to be cocky, angry, and hungry and overweight. Also this type of person believes they are "Good and don't deny it"

Your Jackgalaness is really making me not want to be friends.

by superduper11 April 10, 2007