Jackday's are spent usually watching porn (or whatever gets you off), regular tv or movies, gaming, chatting, texting or surfing the net. To be considered a full fledge jackday one must not have any direct human contact for more than 1 hour in a 24 hour period.
to have an EPIC jackday you must have at least 8 sessions within the 24 hour period of your jackday.
if you only have 1 session, that is lame, and not considered to be a jackday!
oh dude, i couldn't stop thinking of fucking samantha i needed a total jackday! if it wasn't for my 'rents coming home it woulda been totally EPIC
Girl 1: who's that gay ass man
Girl 2: that is jack want me to sing the song Girl 1: sure
Girl 2: so no one told you jack was gonna be this gay 'clap clap clap clap clap' the way he talks he walks and he has a fat chode that is the jack gay song
a sexy female member of a chosen few,capable of pretty much almost anything...specializing in "fuckin shit up" and manipulation...let's not forget sword fights.
...jay z style rap kicks in..."What's my mother f'ing name?!! MJ!!...who'm I rollin with??? SARA &*%$@!!!! -this is where the we vocalize support for another JACKGAL... also a good time for other group participation-flashing dog tags,tattoos,brandings,shaved parts of body,... (at this point,others will stare in disbelief/envy)
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.