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a sexy female member of a chosen few,capable of pretty much almost anything...specializing in "fuckin shit up" and manipulation...let's not forget sword fights.
...jay z style rap kicks in..."What's my mother f'ing name?!! MJ!!...who'm I rollin with??? SARA &*%$@!!!! -this is where the we vocalize support for another JACKGAL... also a good time for other group participation-flashing dog tags,tattoos,brandings,shaved parts of body,... (at this point,others will stare in disbelief/envy)
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Jackalyn 

Ambitious. Driven. Intelligent. Amazing. Beautiful. She's a bit crazy at times. She's got a tough skin, inside & out. She is a bit intimidating in person because of her beauty but once you get to know her she's a big teddy bear. She wears her heart on her sleeve. She loves food and Marvel movies! She's very outgoing & loves to have fun! She also loves video games, especially GTA and Halo!
I met this great girl, Jackalyn, the other day!
Jackalyn by richierose December 19, 2017

Swoop Jackal

A term used to describe the actions of a guy who has stolen another mans date and proceeded to get with her. Stealing another mans date out from under his nose.
Oh my god dude, did you see what Alex did to Kyle last night? He finagled that girl from him when he went to the bathroom. Then Alex brought her back to his room. What a classic swoop jackal
Swoop Jackal by Donka Doo Balls December 14, 2010

jackal sniper 

Shitbag assholes that turn Halo 2 legendary into a school shooting with aimbot
Player 1: I see a Jackal sniper
Player 1: *dies*
Player 1: ...
Player 2: ...
Player 1:FU-
Player 1: disconnects

jackalmind 

An intelligently opportunistic and predatory manner of thinking.
She is a very forceful person with jackalmind and she uses it to beat out her competitors.
jackalmind by Dr Bunnygirl June 8, 2019

Two faced Jackal-Rat 

A Jackal Rat that has 2 faces and lives in the wild. It is a large brown rat that looks and talks like a human. However this is not the case. This rat commonly inhabits caves or crypts. It is easily identifiable by its unique characteristics. It is mainly nocturnal but will go out into the sunlight when necessary. It enjoys watching tv in the day and depends on other people getting it mcdonalds to survive. It is however omnivorousness and will eat plants when encountered. the The jackal rat poops 4 to 5 times a day. These poops are small and it will never flush them. The jackal rat also has flushphobia. It is however ashamed of its own poop and will put the lid down. A easy way to identify the Jackal Rat is when you walk into a bathroom and see the lid down. If you encounter this do not panic, but be aware the jackalrat may be in the area. The jackalrat is also easily identified by its lack of clothing. It will commonly only wear tighty whities and will wear clothes only when absolutely necessary. They are no violent unless provoked, and then they can become enraged, screaming and cursing. The jackalrat does NOT like to be called a 2 faced jackalrat, and if one says it they may anger it. When cornered or endangered, the jackalrat will cry and pretend to be hurt. However, this is all a ploy by the jackal rat to get out of a bad situation. It usually works and people feel bad for it. Be careful when approaching a jackal rat!
Two men go into a public bathroom:

Man 1: Yo someone put the seat down and didnt flush!

Man 2: OH shit a Two faced Jackal-Ratt must be in the area.

Man 1: A two faced what?!

Man 2: Shhh if you shout its name it may hear and become enraged!
a publicly acceptable way of calling someone a jackass. someone who recently has done something stupid and deserves to be called a jackass, but there are people around that wouldn't appreciate that and so you simply call them a jackaloon.
"Dude what's wrong with your toaster?" "You have to plug it in first you jackaloon."
jackaloon by inandaroundyourmouth February 3, 2010
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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
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