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the same as a weekday except spent jacking off.

Jackday's are spent usually watching porn (or whatever gets you off), regular tv or movies, gaming, chatting, texting or surfing the net. To be considered a full fledge jackday one must not have any direct human contact for more than 1 hour in a 24 hour period.

to have an EPIC jackday you must have at least 8 sessions within the 24 hour period of your jackday.

if you only have 1 session, that is lame, and not considered to be a jackday!
oh dude, i couldn't stop thinking of fucking samantha i needed a total jackday! if it wasn't for my 'rents coming home it woulda been totally EPIC
jackday by jackask September 4, 2012
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Jackdawing 

The creation of multiple social media accounts with the distinct purpose of using them to manipulate the visibility of ones own content.
Did you guys hear about that guy who got shadowbanned for jackdawing?
Jackdawing by Divides_By_Zer0 August 13, 2014

jackmayifold 

can i put my balls in your jaw (your jaw) balls in your jaw. can i, can i
hey do you know jackmayifold?
can i put my balls in your jaw (your jaw) balls in your jaw. can i, can i

National Jack Day 

National jack day is every Tuesday of every month. It is the day you hang out with your Jack.
Daughter: “Oh my gosh mom it’s national jack day!”

Mom: “I’m so happy for you! Have fun hanging out with jack!”

JackDylangrazersexual 

Being attracted to celebrity "Jack Dylan grazer"or having feelings.
I like Jack

Then you must be jackdylangrazersexual
JackDylangrazersexual by Jasmine_11ka December 31, 2020
Cross jacking off with your dad/ your friend’s dad
hey dad, I have already finished my homework, can we jackdad?
jackdad by Alphonso Schwanker March 22, 2021

jackdaniels 

bartender = wot can i get ya

punter = yeh il hav a jackdaniels n coke please bartender
jackdaniels by xxwhiteyxx April 24, 2006
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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Oblication 

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