jackday

the same as a weekday except spent jacking off.

Jackday's are spent usually watching porn (or whatever gets you off), regular tv or movies, gaming, chatting, texting or surfing the net. To be considered a full fledge jackday one must not have any direct human contact for more than 1 hour in a 24 hour period.

to have an EPIC jackday you must have at least 8 sessions within the 24 hour period of your jackday.

if you only have 1 session, that is lame, and not considered to be a jackday!

oh dude, i couldn't stop thinking of fucking samantha i needed a total jackday! if it wasn't for my 'rents coming home it woulda been totally EPIC

by jackask September 4, 2012

Jackdawing

The creation of multiple social media accounts with the distinct purpose of using them to manipulate the visibility of ones own content.

Did you guys hear about that guy who got shadowbanned for jackdawing?

by Divides_By_Zer0 August 13, 2014

jackmayifold

can i put my balls in your jaw (your jaw) balls in your jaw. can i, can i

hey do you know jackmayifold?
can i put my balls in your jaw (your jaw) balls in your jaw. can i, can i

by lovequacks 😁😁😁 July 18, 2021

National Jack Day

National jack day is every Tuesday of every month. It is the day you hang out with your Jack.

Daughter: “Oh my gosh mom it’s national jack day!”

Mom: “I’m so happy for you! Have fun hanging out with jack!”

by Jennyfromtheblocksss October 5, 2021

JackDylangrazersexual

Being attracted to celebrity "Jack Dylan grazer"or having feelings.

I like Jack

Then you must be jackdylangrazersexual

by Jasmine_11ka December 31, 2020

jackdad

Cross jacking off with your dad/ your friend’s dad

hey dad, I have already finished my homework, can we jackdad?

by Alphonso Schwanker March 22, 2021

jackdaniels

a strong whisky
also known as 'jd'

bartender = wot can i get ya

punter = yeh il hav a jackdaniels n coke please bartender

by xxwhiteyxx April 24, 2006