Jackered

To be massively muscluer and Beautiful

My Friend Joel is Jackered

by RedDeer July 14, 2011

whacker jackered

the action of whacking or jacking off and throwing it in someone's face. synonymous with the terms 'getting screwed.' or giving the bird the ultimate bad gesture of the hand motion that is followed by a hand flick (like your trying to get something sticky off of your fingers) in the direction of your intended target, instead of flipping them off

"My boss whacker jackered me, and is making me work late on Friday, and come in on saturday."

by SexyLexy10 February 3, 2010

Jizz Jacketed

When somebody ejaculates into a jacket then throws it at you as a prank

Ewww dude thats fucking nasty i just got jizz jacketed

by Lee Harvey January 11, 2009

Jacketed

Going steady, serious

"Bill and I just hang out, we aren't jacketed or anything"

by Ben G. Franklin March 19, 2009

sweatshirt jacketed

The act of wearing ones sweatshirt/hoodie/zip-hoodie under a jacket in order to stay warm.

Dude 1: yo bro it was so cold this morning
Dude 2: I know I sweatshirt jacketed this morning for the first time all year!

by cmacdeff December 1, 2010

Straight Jacketed

A term that is used when a homosexual person is surrounded on all sides by heterosexual persons in an intimate setting.

"So how did hanging out with your friends go last night?"

"It sucked, i was straight jacketed because my best friend and his girlfriend were on one side, and my other best friend was listening to his iPod on my other side while we were on the sofa watching a movie."

by Cardi December 14, 2008

Jackredd

(n) A person that you would most likely meet behind a dumpster in a bank parking lot

"Whoa did you see that jackredd meeting Moweena behind the dumpster earlier?"

by hopethisworks October 6, 2011