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Cross between a jackass and a moron.
The presidential debate is just a couple of jackamos bickering.
jackamo by stark palestine February 25, 2009
Words you can keep
Suave fellow, handsome lady lover, flirt, lady's man
That boy's gonna be a Jackamo when he grows up
Jackamo by runohmuck August 19, 2011
Someone who doesn't play hockey very well, and is not the brightest candle on the cake. See buttmonkey
That jackamo is a silly poon.
jackamo by MBR May 17, 2003
A jackamo is a person who is a jack as*.
Joe is such a jackamo!
Jackamo by Bob te ta builder October 26, 2010
Jackamo is that stupid battle card game that children play.
"Psychodrive, you imbecile! These are Jackamo cards!"
"What-amo?"
"JACKAMO! It's that... Stupid battle card game that children play..."
Jackamo by ElMoss August 24, 2009
When you are widely considered as smart & funny.

Olivia wishes she could be Jackamo!
Jackamo! by Trevor Boris August 12, 2007

JackMonkey 

1. An unfathomable moron
The word JackMonkey was origonally a derivative of "jack off" that was created in a moment of absolute frustration. The defining factor of a JackMonkey is their inability to grasp even the simplest concepts that are new to them.
I tried to teach that JackMonkey to tie his shoes but all he managed to do was get his fingers stuck in knots.
JackMonkey by JM Delif May 20, 2007
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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