jack walker
jack walker by biffula December 27, 2007
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Jack Walker by Tom Finney's wrinkley ball-bag April 2, 2003
jackwacker
A person who sucks at life. They are incapable of performing basic and simple daily tasks (with the exception of masturbation).
You have your left turn signal on and are clearly trying to merge into the left lane; instead of slowing down to allow you to change lanes, the Jackwacker behind you speeds up to block your access. This guy is a complete Jackwacker; he sucks at life.
jackwacker by plokmijnuhbygv July 19, 2011
jackwanker
A person who acts as if they masturbate to themselves perpetually being bigoted jackasses, so as to overcompensate for their undoubtedly small penises.
Jackwanker 1: "Hur, hur, hur, he's craaazzzeee! HUR HUR!!"
Autistic person they're pointing to, under breath: "Ugh, what an asshole."
Jackwanker 2: "Hur hur, I'm an asshole furr bein' a bigot?! Hur hur PSYCHO!"
All jackwankers: *the furious sounds of their masturbation, followed by them stinking up the place with the miniscule droplets of cum that eventually leak out the tip of their micropenises*
Autistic person: *exasperated sigh*
Autistic person they're pointing to, under breath: "Ugh, what an asshole."
Jackwanker 2: "Hur hur, I'm an asshole furr bein' a bigot?! Hur hur PSYCHO!"
All jackwankers: *the furious sounds of their masturbation, followed by them stinking up the place with the miniscule droplets of cum that eventually leak out the tip of their micropenises*
Autistic person: *exasperated sigh*
jackwanker by finbarr.robespierre October 17, 2019
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
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