jack walker

A nickname for the libation Johnnie Walker, as in Jack is a nickname for someone named John.

Pour me another double of Jack Walker if you would my dear serving winch.

by biffula December 27, 2007

Jack walker

A massive crackhead, likes the sound of his own voice and usually rather small

That boy there is a jack walker

by Jackwalker123 March 5, 2020

Jack Walker

A fat tax dodger, now a corpse.

Mong faced shite-hawk.

by Tom Finney's wrinkley ball-bag April 2, 2003

jackwacker

A person who sucks at life. They are incapable of performing basic and simple daily tasks (with the exception of masturbation).

You have your left turn signal on and are clearly trying to merge into the left lane; instead of slowing down to allow you to change lanes, the Jackwacker behind you speeds up to block your access. This guy is a complete Jackwacker; he sucks at life.

by plokmijnuhbygv July 19, 2011

jackwanker

A person who acts as if they masturbate to themselves perpetually being bigoted jackasses, so as to overcompensate for their undoubtedly small penises.

Jackwanker 1: "Hur, hur, hur, he's craaazzzeee! HUR HUR!!"

Autistic person they're pointing to, under breath: "Ugh, what an asshole."

Jackwanker 2: "Hur hur, I'm an asshole furr bein' a bigot?! Hur hur PSYCHO!"

All jackwankers: *the furious sounds of their masturbation, followed by them stinking up the place with the miniscule droplets of cum that eventually leak out the tip of their micropenises*

Autistic person: *exasperated sigh*

by finbarr.robespierre October 17, 2019