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Jack's Car Wash 

In Fresno,the universal meeting place for all MILF's. They gather to get their car wash, buy their kids some tasty treats, or to simply hang out. They are most commonly found driving their black Range Rovers, or "Milfmobiles", at around 10-11am on Sundays.
Jahn: "Hey are you going to Jack's Car Wash?"

Saggy: "Yeah dude all the MILFS will be there!"
Jack's Car Wash by Magic striss March 13, 2009

Jack-Off Scarecrow 

When a roommate wants to prevent another from masterbating in his abscences, he might put a dummy or pile of clothes under his covers so as to give the appearance that he is still there.
In order to keep Michael from Masterbating, Chilli Dog would often employee the use of a Jack-Off Scarecrow.

jackscare 

When you get jumpscared by Michael Jackson shouting
Me: "i am going to watch the Thriller music video"
Michael Jackson: "hee-hee"
Me: "wow i just got totally jackscared"
jackscare by JzwhaIe May 5, 2021
well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
Word of the Day on May 22, 2026
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020
Word of the Day on May 21, 2026

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019
Word of the Day on May 20, 2026