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A person with a small dick and has a shit ton of pimples on his pimples. ugly.
Yo did you see Jaal? He's so fat and ugly. He says he has a huge dick but he doesn't.
Jaal by Dont ask who joe is November 30, 2019
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A really ugly and fat man who says he has a huge penis. also has pimples all over his head.
Yo did you see jaal? he's so ugly haha.
Jaal by Dont ask who joe is November 30, 2019
Related Words
Jaali Jaal Jaala Jaalah Jaalam Jaalan Jaalannee Jaalen jaalib jaalil
Theres a lot to say on this guy but imma keep it brief. He is ABSOLUTELY covered in pimples from his forehead to his toes and anywhere in between. He attempts to pick up the chicks with his fist pump shit but only gets rejected. He tries his best at life but has recently fallen victim to YouTube. He has no life and no chance at succeeding in the future. Overall he is an epic fail to himself and his family
Jaal is a loner bro. Don't be a Jaal if you wanna be succesful in life
Jaal by Sam Krikorian December 6, 2021
A beautiful girl who loves a lot of things and is always changing her style everyday. She has many admirers but doesn't know it because nobody knows how to pronounce her name right. If you have this name you also hold many talents you might not even notice, because your too busy cheering on the people around you.
Person 1 : Wow, that girl in our class is pretty! What's her name??
Person 2 : I think its July or jla?? I dunno, but she sure is a jaala!
Jaala by Anonymous puppy child November 14, 2016

jaaliyah 

The best person in this world that u can ever find they are HOT loyal and smart
Get yourself a Jaaliyah
jaaliyah by Envy world December 25, 2016
The motherfucker who acts super sus. You talk about anything, literally anything and he'll make it sus.
Friend: Aight imma go out.
Jaalib: Nah bro, you gotta go in ;).
jaalib by Ray546 February 28, 2022
probably one of the greatest people you will ever meet. incredibly sexy, gives great gobbies and never fails to satisfy a man's needs. often very mysterious but her moans are no mystery when you fuck her brains out in the bedroom. if you meet a jaala, worship her.
Friend 1: "so you didnt go home with her?"
Friend 2: "nah"
Friend 1: "what the fuck man?! that girl is a total jaala!"
Jaala by 2868bitchez June 7, 2012
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