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When someone gets so totally enveloped in a religion as the Jehovah Witness they would rather be with them than thier own family.
Dude. My mother is so JW'd! She blew off my son's six birthday and instead will be paying to send some boy to New York City to live.
JW'd by DoomDoomRacer December 9, 2011
When a person gets totally enveloped in a religion as the Jehovah Witness that they spend their time and money on them rather their own family.
Dude! My mother is so JW'd!... She blew off my son's six birthday and instead will be paying to send some stranger's boy to New York city to live.
JW'd by DoomDoomRacer June 18, 2011

I.d.w.t.d.i.j.w.t.n.h.b.b. 

I don't want to die I just want to never have been born.
girl you know what i.d.w.t.d.i.j.w.t.n.h.b.b.

i.j.w.t.d.b.i.d.w.t.d.m.m 

I just want to d!e but I don’t want to disappoint my mom
I.J.W.T.D.B.I.D.W.T.D.M.M

i.d.w.t.k.m.i.j.w.t.p.t.g.a. 

I Don’t Want To Kill Myself I Just Want The Pain To Go Away
Friend: Hey you good?
Me: no I.d.w.t.k.m.i.j.w.t.p.t.g.a.

i.j.w.t.s.y.d 

In texting:
Me: Come over bb
Bf: Why? ;)
Me: i.j.w.t.s.y.d
i.j.w.t.s.y.d by hahahashhhhh July 3, 2020
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Throat Sweats 

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Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
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