jwd 

(adv) German slang expression, orginating from Berlin, abbreviation for "janz weit draussen" ("very far off"), pronounced "yod way day". A mockery term to denote provincial regions and ideas, can be used to qualify a place, something or someone as being out of the question, unacceptable, off the mark or simply fucked up.

"Der Typ is ja wohl sowas von jwd" - "This guy is so totally out of question"

jwd by macmanger June 23, 2008

jwd 

jerking while driving is the act of masturbation while driving a motor vehicle.

"you know what john? I was driving back home from work yesterday evening and I was extremely horny, I decided to masturbate on my way home so I could save sometime and a state trooper stopped me and charged me with a charge I have never heard of it was JWD what's that you say? jerking while driving...I guess I'm going down for some time now!"

jwd by brazen1 April 19, 2010

JW'd 

When a person gets totally enveloped in a religion as the Jehovah Witness that they spend their time and money on them rather their own family.

Dude! My mother is so JW'd!... She blew off my son's six birthday and instead will be paying to send some stranger's boy to New York city to live.

JW'd by DoomDoomRacer June 18, 2011

JW'd 

When someone gets so totally enveloped in a religion as the Jehovah Witness they would rather be with them than thier own family.

Dude. My mother is so JW'd! She blew off my son's six birthday and instead will be paying to send some boy to New York City to live.

JW'd by DoomDoomRacer December 9, 2011

JW'd 

When a person gets totally enveloped in a religion as the Jehovah Witness that they spend their time and money on them rather their own family.

Dude! My mother is so JW'd!... She blew off my son's six birthday and instead will be paying to send some stranger's boy to New York city to live.

JW'd by DoomDoomRacer June 18, 2011