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(or JTOBAD, or JTOBEAD)

"Just to be a dick."

My brother and his friends started using this acronym and I'm pretty sure they invented it. Or at least this specific use of it.

Spoken variations of acronym include
"Jay to be a d"
"Jay to be a d stack"
RT: Why did scooter go sleep with Ashley's best friend like that?
Kyle: JTBAD
JTBAD by some guy123123123333333 August 26, 2011
Words you can keep

flying monkey jabadaya 

a word that describes an awesome godlike being of any kind
madafaka flying monkey jabadaya stole my peanut
Related Words
A gay person. Someone that likes giving it up the ass. A person who continuesly jabs doo doo.
* "that guy is such a jabadoo"
**"yeah, he looks like a total turd tickler"
*"let's get out of here, I don't wanna be seen next this shit stabber"
jabadoo by rcfredster April 10, 2015
A release of tension for adults.

'AD' is commonly pronounced as 'WD', or 'OID'. To spell it phonetically, would be; 'JUBWOID'.

The word 'Jubad' can only be shouted.
"That top doesn't look very good on you"

"JUBAD!"
JUBAD by beybun June 15, 2008

jubadanshee 

A strange scythe waving yeti with green eyes that makes you sign a contract.
"He made me sign that thing like a jubadanshee!"
jubadanshee by Thomas Dixon March 29, 2005

Jabadalla 

A word used to describe sexual relations between Arabic men. In many Arabic sub-cultures a man is not considered homosexual for engaging in most sexual acts with another man.
Kadaj and Mustafa are no strangers to Jabadalla. They enjoy it together all the time.
Jabadalla by a420 January 12, 2009
To hang one's mouth over a community bowl of dip such that anything(crumbs,spit,etc) that falls out of the mouth while taking a bite falls into the dip.
That guy just jobadoed that salsa and more of his chip ended up in the salsa bowl than his mouth.
jobadoe by capnbluefin February 3, 2010
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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